Just Two Requirements: A Funny Entertainment Industry Story 就两个要求,娱乐圈中搞笑文。
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After the Breakup, I Turned Around and Won Over the Queen of Pop and Music Industry Moguls 分手后,转身征服歌后和乐坛大佬
[Entertainment + Fun + Romance + All-Rounder + New World + Pets + Slow-Burn] This is a world where “the East is strong and the West is weak.” “Better to die as a ghost in Daxia than live as a Westerner!” “I’m nothing but a dog in Daxia. I’m never coming back!” “Daxia people are wonderful! I’m going to marry one!” “When I breathed in the air of Daxia for the first time, it was so sweet and fresh.” “We mustn’t fawn over Daxia and look down on the West! Don’t let Chinese pop music grow more and mor
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After Dumping the Jerk, I Joined a Dating Show to Find Love 甩完渣男,转头上恋综谈恋爱
[Taking down scumbags + livestreamed public displays of affection + love-show love-triangle chaos + a love-struck genius + not both virgins] Scumbag Qin Ye is dating the heroine, Bai Peirong, while also keeping the supporting heroine, Ye Sining, as his bedmate. When Bai Peirong learns the truth, she immediately dumps Qin Ye, then joins a livestreamed dating show and starts playing up a couple act with Liu Mu, a newly risen top-tier star in showbiz. But then Qin Ye shows up on the dating show to
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Help! The Movie Star’s Wife Has Wrecked Another Variety Show 救命!影帝你老婆又搞垮了综艺
[Story complete] A female war goddess from the apocalypse transmigrates and is reborn as a scandal-plagued star. From then on, Jiang Jiu’s haters become the most miserable people on the internet, and nine out of ten directors she works with go bald. There’s no variety show Jiang Jiu can’t wreck. If there is one, it must be sponsored by her own company! The world’s richest man, a genius director, and a chart-topping singer all marvel: “How can our little sister be so beautiful?” One day, film emp
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Going Wild on Variety Shows, Conquering the World with a Madwoman 人在综艺发癫,靠着疯批打江山
[Absurd comedy + Livestreaming + Goofy antics + Transmigrate into a book + Dating reality show + Entertainment industry] After Tu Yunpo was stabbed to death, she transmigrated into an entertainment-industry novel as an actress with a reputation in tatters and a hopeless romantic streak. She was about to appear on a dating reality show. Tu Yunpo: I’m tired. I’m checking out! Who would have thought that just as everyone was getting ready to call Tu Yunpo a shameless flirt On the show: When her ex
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Enough! You’ve Eliminated Every Male Contestant 收手吧!男嘉宾被你淘汰完了
[Ridiculous comedy with no logic + showbiz + dating show + mysticism + sweet romance + strong heroine + satisfying wish fulfillment] Mystic master Xiao Xingyun accidentally ended up on a dating show, where the director asked her to perform a talent. While the other female guests sang, danced, and rapped, she launched straight into “Pink Memories.” Just as everyone thought she was about to be kicked off the show, a whole crowd of elderly fans suddenly appeared and sent her straight to the top of
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I’m a Nobody, So What If I Trend for My Love Life? 我一个糊咖,靠恋情上热搜怎么了
In her previous life, Lu Qing was framed step by step, going from a popular young actress with a huge fanbase to a talentless actress hated by the entire internet. Given a second life, she swore to change everything. She honed her acting skills, chose her scripts carefully, and tore apart every fake do-gooder. Step by step, Lu Qing climbed from an obscure minor star to a top-tier star. Her only headache was the sheer number of bizarre trending topics about her. #Lu Qing has a little bit of ma
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The Jinx-Tongued Big Shot Becomes the Entertainment Industry’s Favorite 乌鸦嘴大佬在娱乐圈里当团宠
Su Mian, a goddess’s second-generation descendant, transmigrated into a book. From then on, President Mo kept getting caught out every few days: One day, his assistant saw him scrolling through Su Mian’s Weibo. “President Mo, are you a Su Mian fan too? I am! I love her performance as the Great Empress.” Mo lifted his eyelids. “Are you blind? It’s the company’s official account!” After the assistant left, Mo reopened Weibo and created a super topic for the Mo-Su pairing. He named it “I Love Sleep
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The Beloved Actress Returns from Cultivation 团宠影后修仙回来了
Jiang Yingying stood onstage to accept the Best Actress award when auspicious clouds suddenly appeared above her head and three flowers bloomed there. She ascended to immortality! When she returned, she found that another transmigrator had turned her life upside down. Her four overprotective brothers had fallen out with her, her fan club had become her biggest anti-fan group, and her top agent had become the lapdog of her rival, an award-winning actor. What infuriated her most was that her “self
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Please, I’m Begging You, Spare Me 求求你们饶了我吧
[Invincible + flirtatious tension + comedy + showing off] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Zhang Chen sings a song! “Oh my god, that was insanely good!” “Brother Chen really is an adorable boy!” “Zhang Chen, I want to have your babies!” Zhang Chen is at a loss. Please, I’m begging you, give me a break! Also known as: Please Stop Hating on Me
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A Career Collapse Won’t Wait, So Love My Baby Right Now 塌房经不起等待,粉我宝贝就现在
Tu Qianqian is a marginal figure in showbiz who gets by on her looks, and she really, really wants to be famous. Then one day, her livestream suddenly lands on the trending list! Watching the number of viewers in her livestream climb, Tu Qianqian falls into deep thought... “Did you finally realize I'm extraordinarily talented, blessed with amazing looks and bones, and the chosen one, so now you want to stan me?” Her fans: ... No, sis, get a grip! You caught a famous actress cheating on camera!!!
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A Dating Show? I’m Going to Charge Ahead on a Whale! 恋综?我特么直接骑鲸突进!
[Transmigration into a book + flash marriage + half dating-show, half variety show + absurd comedy, chronically online memes + partial mind-reading] (1v1, a silly, fluffy romance) Yu Youyou transmigrates into a book. She becomes the villainess, destined to die a horrible death. Yu Youyou: Great. This perfectly suits my unique taste as a lunatic. From the start, a divorce agreement worth trillions is placed in front of her. Looking at a number longer than her life, Yu Youyou’s eyes fill with tear
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Guests Have Too Many Tricks? He Sees Through Them All 嘉宾心眼多?全都给他戳破
[Absurd comedy + sweet, exciting, and satisfying + entertainment industry + variety show livestream] After completing her quick transmigration missions and changing her fate, Yu Xia successfully returned to her original world. In the story starring her fiancé and the woman he loved, she was cannon fodder. She returned just as she was about to appear on a dating show. As soon as the show began, her fiancé's crush was caught in a love triangle. The heir to a wealthy family, her childhood friend wh
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Taking on the Gaoshan Crew: My Comeback Starts with Web Films 对线高山剧组,翻身从拍网大开始
[Entertainment Industry + Director] Wang Wang transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes a barely competent director buried in debt. On a blind date, he meets a lead actress who is just as deep in debt, and awakens a miraculous skill that lets him imagine special effects into existence. Special effects for a blockbuster costing hundreds of millions are only a thought away. Shut out by the capitalists, he starts with online films, follows the trend of Wolf Warrior, and takes on High Moun
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I Went Viral After Livestreaming a Dating Show for an Alien Big Shot 给外星大佬直播恋综后,我爆红了
[Comedy + Dating Show + Comeback + Everyone’s Favorite + Love Triangle Chaos + Livestream] The heroine speaks her mind, but she isn’t a brainless meme machine. The romance is a little slow to heat up, and the love triangle chaos gradually begins after the first date. Lin Chaofan transmigrates into the body of a C-list actress. She has a terrible reputation and mountains of debt. The System tells her to livestream a dating show for aliens. Complete the livestream missions, and she can pay off he
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Breaking! The Top-Tier Star Queen Is Being Deliberately Flirted with by the Movie Emperor Again 爆!顶流女王又被影帝蓄意撩拨了
[Also known as Galaxy Landing] [Two top-tier stars + secret crush + hilarious + everyone’s favorite + sweet romance, satisfying read] After being reborn and bound to a ridiculous System, Yan Qing wreaks havoc in the entertainment industry! From the start, she roasts her haters and lands on the trending list. She rides an adorable alpaca down the red carpet, winning countless fans, and transforms from a washed-up nobody into a bewitching star who rules film, television, and music. The white-lotus
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The Whole Internet Ships Me With the Top-Tier Star Actor 全网都在磕我和顶流影帝的cp
[Two Top-Tier Stars + Celebrity Dating Show + Livestream + Variety Show] Before she managed to win the movie star’s heart, Chi Yu always thought he was aloof and untouchable, someone to admire from afar but never approach. After she won the movie star’s heart, or rather, after he won hers... What aloofness? What indifference? He was clearly just a tsundere puppy. “Give me a kiss, babe.” “I’ll be good.” “Mwah.” “Love youuu.” Whenever she got mad, the movie star would gaze at her all wronged, like
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Her Fortune-Telling Is So Accurate, the Police Nationwide Are Watching Her 直播算命太准,被全网警察关注了
[No Romance + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Metaphysics + Showbiz] A metaphysical master fails her tribulation and wakes up in the body of a universally hated, C-list villainess. To pay off her breach-of-contract fees, Ji He starts livestreaming fortune-telling. A viewer with dark circles under his eyes calls in: “Streamer, why do I dream every night that my grandpa is telling me to burn joss paper?” Ji He: “Your grandpa's starting a business down below. He's short on cash.” Viewer: “...” On
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You Asked Me to Go on a Show, So Why Am I Scratching Lottery Tickets in Front of the God of Wealth? 让你上节目,你在财神面前刮刮乐
Jiang Ye transmigrates to a parallel world, where from the start he's a nobody in the entertainment industry, barely able to afford food. Luckily, the [Blessings of the Gods System] arrives just in time! By earning faith points, he can exchange them for blessings from all kinds of Chinese gods! Jiang Ye dresses up as the God of Wealth and hands out flyers outside a shopping mall. [Ding! +500 faith points. The God of Wealth's blessing unlocked!] [Ding! +1,000 faith points. You can exchange them f
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The Hilarious Daily Life of a Transmigrated Book’s Richest Woman 穿书女首富的爆笑日常
[Hilarious + Wish Fulfillment + Mutual Adoration] An all-around powerhouse woman transmigrates into a book as Wu Wu, the heiress to a fortune worth tens of billions. She's a fan-mom of one of the book's supporting characters. Wu Wu: “Kiddo, go on a variety show! Star in a TV drama! Mom's going to make you famous!” Wen Shi: “I don't want to.” Later, the internet is taken by storm by the “grandpa-and-grandson CP.” Wu Wu: “This is rough. I treat you like my kid, but the whole internet insists I'm y
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Reborn, I’m Seized by the Waist and Lavished with Affection by the Ruthless Young Master Gong! 刚重生,就被狠戾宫少掐腰猛宠!
[One-line summary: Hey, those two flirts have fallen in love!] Before she was reborn, her adoptive parents sold her, forcing her to become a plaything for a powerful figure in showbiz. After being reborn, she turned ruthless on the spot: punishing scumbags with one hand and building her career with the other, she rose from the ashes and fought her way back to the top. When she became famous again, rumors about her mysterious origins were everywhere, until one day... A global tycoon: “Allow me to
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Reborn as Everyone’s Darling: The Goddess Is Cool and Sassy 重生团宠:全民女神又酷又飒
[Everyone's favorite + secret identities + top student + satisfying comeuppance] After spending a year in the hospital, she woke to find that her scumbag boyfriend had taken over her family fortune and wanted to saddle her with a mountain of debt. Her future sister-in-law even wanted to kill her. Yu Chuju tore off her disguise and made her debut on a variety show. Her martial arts skills made her an idol, winning her countless fans. A world-renowned medical genius, a hugely popular idol, a top l
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Reborn as the Family’s Darling: The Actress Wife Is Stirring Up Trouble Again 重生团宠:影帝夫人又在搞事情
[Power couple + satisfying revenge + putting jerks in their place + sweet romance + secret identity] Reborn after a tragic death, she takes on the world without holding back. Whether she becomes famous or not means nothing to her! All she wants is to smash the scumbags’ heads in. This broke girl is here to claim lives! The Jian family’s head, descended from a founding hero, and the chairwoman of the fabulously wealthy Mo Group: “Does this girl look familiar?” Why have a whole bunch of people sud
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The S-Rank Commander Became a Sensation After Joining a Reality Show S级指挥官参加真人综艺后爆红了
[Sweet romance, powerful heroine, no logic] Mo Yi'an, an undefeated supreme commander, is reborn in the body of a female entertainer hated by the entire internet. She has no acting skills and no character; the entertainment industry is crawling with haters. At first, the haters say: [If she doesn't leave the entertainment industry today, I'll keep cursing her every single day!] [Cursing her is too kind.] [Mom asked why I was going out at night. It's because I'm going to dance on Shen Yi'an's gra
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She Conquered Showbiz with Her Fists 她靠武力制霸娱乐圈
[Showbiz, Satisfying and Sweet, Powerful Male and Female Leads, Variety Shows, Livestreaming] After transmigrating from the apocalypse, Qin Ye faced a complete mess and charged straight into showbiz. Once the top support player in esports, she transformed into the Valkyrie of the entertainment industry. Qin Ye wasn’t afraid of haters or enemies. What she feared was Second Young Master Yin, the one everyone else dreaded, acting cute, playing sweet, and shamelessly clinging to her. Yin Chenjue had
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Men Only Slow Down My Quest to Bring Glory to My Country 男人只会影响我为国争光的进度
[Secret identities + taking down scumbags + absurd comedy + patriotic fervor + no romance] Yan Yaoyao, an employee of the Time and Space Administration, was set up and became mentally unstable. She never did things the usual way. Her AI assistant, Guigui, reassured itself: At least the Host is a big shot. She can do whatever she wants and still pull it off. When she joined a talent show, her fans shouted: “Sister Yao, take center stage and walk the road to glory!” After the show, her fans were s
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The Little Darling Is Spoiled by a Mad Villain 小祖宗她被疯批反派宠翻天了
(Both leads are faithful to each other, a sharp-tongued beauty VS a deranged villain) After transmigrating into a book, Shen Qingmeng became a disposable villainess who made a scene at every turn, cheated on her partner, and was plagued by scandals. Why bother fighting it? She might as well give up. There's no saving this. So Shen Qingmeng, with no interest in clearing her name, started sipping goji berries and red dates from a thermos and mouthing off at everyone and everything. Just when every
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The Entertainment Industry: A Top-Tier Star’s Journey Begins on a Talent Show 娱乐圈之顶流从选秀开始
[Sweet Romance, 1v1, Both Leads Are Pure] Interstellar General Yi Linxi unexpectedly gets reborn and joins a talent competition. She makes her debut in the center position, and this no-nonsense woman is single-mindedly focused on her career. All she has to do is win over the tool-like movie star, and she can go home! What do you mean the movie star doesn't need to be won over? He's practically throwing himself at her! The script must be wrong. Why is the movie star so cold in public, but such a
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She’s All Over the Headlines! The Old Lady Takes Down Entertainment’s Top-Tier Stars 头条都是她!老太秒杀娱乐圈顶流
[Hilarious showbiz + satisfying revenge + no male lead in the main story + sisterly bonds in a girl group] Yun Li, a cool yet kindhearted seventy-three-year-old woman, suddenly transmigrates into the center of a girl group that has just debuted. It takes her a while to adjust, and she earns the title of “Mom Idol” on the group’s variety show. Who wouldn’t love a gentle, considerate big sister who knows how to take care of people? Who wouldn’t like a dependable, reassuring, and hilarious big sist
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Reborn for Revenge: The Unhinged Star Is Done Pretending 重生复仇:疯批影后不装了
[Reborn and Crushing Scumbags] [Maximum Unhinged Energy] [Super-Satisfying Face-Slapping] Luo Ziyan died, murdered by her scumbag fiancé, his mistress, and her evil adoptive parents. She had once been a shining example in the entertainment industry, an award-winning actress destined for a brilliant career. But her scumbag fiancé not only stole the identity of her childhood sweetheart, from whom she had been separated for years, he also joined forces with his mistress and her adoptive parents to
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Forced Back to Work, the Beloved Superstar Goes Viral in the Entertainment Industry 被迫营业后团宠大神爆红娱乐圈
Ridiculously funny, with the romance taking a back seat. The heroine’s name is Mi, pronounced “fu” with a rising tone. This book is also known as Mi Xiaojin, Have You Done Anything Decent Today?, Mi Jin, All You Do Is Eat, and Mr. Jin, Leave Some Food for the National Treasure. One day, a city reporter interviews Mi Jin’s fans. Reporter: “Can you tell us why you like Mi Jin?” Mi Jin fan: “Mi Jin is amazing! She got the aloof movie star to slaughter pigs and sheep, turned a survival reality show
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The Empress Is Forced to Become a Top-Tier Star 女皇大佬她被迫成为顶流女王
[Ancient times to modern day] Su Li is universally hated online, mocked as a useless, broke weakling. She joins a reality show livestreaming the contestants' daily lives. Everyone else uses their streams to subtly flaunt their wealth or act cute. Su Li's livestream: soaring through the air with light-footed martial arts, making the servants of her entire estate do weighted training, standing at attention like soldiers, and showing off a luxurious manor covering hundreds of acres... Viewers: Haha
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Plummeting to the Top of the Trending List! The Queen Is Taking the Entertainment Industry by Storm 空降热搜!女王她在娱乐圈杀疯了
[Strong female lead + one-on-one romance + illogical, goofy, feel-good power fantasy] The hot-tempered queen Shi Rujiao was reborn as a famous white-lotus drama queen in the entertainment industry. But she charged headlong into wrecking her persona, throwing punches without hesitation and sparing no one with her insults. On the very first day of the show’s livestream, her reaction images and voice clips shot straight onto the trending charts, setting the whole internet ablaze! After that, Shi Ru
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The Invincible Little Qin Beast’s First Book 无敌小琴兽的第1本书
Other people transmigrate into the bodies of idol stars and pop kings. He gets stuck as a bit player on the sidelines. “Damn it! Activate the System. I’m going to make a comeback!” From award-winning actor to god of song, he claims fortune at every turn. From rising starlets to award-winning actresses, romance blossoms everywhere. The most powerful entertainment dynasty on earth is about to rise! (This book is pure fiction. Don’t read too much into it.)
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This Actor Plays by His Own Rules 这个演员路子野
A reborn story set in the Chinese entertainment industry. After being reborn, the male lead, Li Mufu, has no idea that he is gradually turning into a monster. Only after becoming a megastar does he discover his true form. When that time comes, what should he choose? Become a traditional monster that eats people, or a traditional scumbag in the entertainment industry?
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The Temptress 尤物
The print edition of The Enchantress will be released on March 25 at 8 p.m. (A devoted one-on-one romance, with both leads each other’s first and only.) Zhou Yi is notorious in their circle for being a shameless playboy. Everyone thinks he cares about pleasure, not feelings. That is, until a video leaks one day. In it, Zhou Yi looks like a devout believer, clasping a woman’s slender wrist in his hand. His eyes are filled with fervor and tenderness as he murmurs in a low, hoarse voice, “Jiang Yin
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The Most Beautiful Encounter Is Meeting You 最美的相遇是遇见你
A sudden ascent to the heavens sets their adventure in motion, while a God of War embarks on the arduous journey of finding his father. The splendor of the Northern Song, national and familial vengeance, and patriotic deeds all place the labels of justice on ancient civilization and harmonious human relationships.
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