Personally, Aside from These Few Books, I Haven't Found Anything Else Worth Reading 就我个人而言，目前除了这几本书，没有一本能看的

1. 1 穿 After Transmigrating Into the Esports World, I Was Forced to Go Straight 穿到电竞世界后我被迫从良了 Whiling Away Time with Corn消磨玉米Two Male Leads394k WordsCompleted [A little silly + Sweet romance + A touch of a harem magnet + Two powerful leads + Gaming + Healing] Complete. Read without worry. A rich, absurdly strong, doting top × a hot-tempered, prickly, unhinged bottom Unofficial character descriptions: A doting top who's obsessed only with the bottom × a sharp-tongued, rebellious bottom Qiao Shu toward life: Goes wild in public. Qiao Shu toward competitions: "Are your fingers even working properly? And you still want to play games?" Qiao Shu toward Xiao 6.7kReads9.4Score949Shelves

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   The rich and powerful thief dad is an offensive type x is an irritable, awkward and crazy critic. Unorthodox character: only attacks the burned father x has a poisonous tongue and is rebellious. Qiao Zai looks at life: going crazy to others. Qiao Zai looks at the game: Playing games even if your fingers are split? Qiao Zai vs. Xiao He: The stinky rich guy... Mine

2. 2 我 I’m a Max-Level Kid, and the Government Wants Me to Obey the Law! 我！满级小孩哥，国家劝我守法！ This Is a Horse Stand这是一个马架Urban329k WordsCompleted Short drama: [The little genius makes a comeback, and the Bandit System is online] Lin Dong transmigrates to Blue Star as an eight-year-old first grader! And gets bound to the Century-Defining Bandit System! [Counterfeiting mission: Host, produce two hundred thousand US dollars] In art class, while all the other students are drawing cute pictures, Lin Dong draws a brand-new US dollar bill. And it passes through the money-printing machine! 6.8kReads8.1Score485Shelves

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   Three super popular books recently: 1. A setting that contrasts between childlike appearance and hardcore, paired with an absurd and humorous plot. Lin Dong, an eight-year-old primary school student, was bound to the "Century Gangster System", hand-painted U. S. Dollars in art class, used homework books to forge counterfeit banknotes, and even set up a campus version of the "criminal empire." 2. Cui Xian, a young man from a poor family, took the imperial examination in place of a scumbag young master. He wrote "Compassion for the Peasants" at the age of eight and established his position in the poetry world. The work combines the elements of imperial examination counterattack, power struggle and civil servants' corruption, and has become a dark horse work in recent history. 3. Zhu Ju, who traveled through time and became King Wu of the Ming Dynasty, refused to mourn for Zhu Yuanzhang's beloved concubine Sun Guifei, and instead summoned his ancestor Zhu Wusi to confront the emperor, staging a conspiracy drama of "rebellion against Tiangang". The work breaks through with an anti-routine plot and a refreshing feeling supported by the system, becoming a phenomenon-level newcomer in the historical imagination track. [Sinister smile]

3. 3 书 Master Calligrapher? Poet Immortal? Chief Minister? That's Right, I'm All of Them 书圣？诗仙？首辅？没错，都是我 Sunlight on the River日照前川Historical834k WordsOngoing In his previous life, Cui Xian was a PhD in Chinese Language and Literature from a top-tier university. In this life, he transmigrates to ancient times into a poor family with humble origins. There’s a destitute household, a pregnant mother, older siblings still young, a father who has failed the imperial exams six times, and a grandmother whose obsession with her son placing high in the imperial examinations has driven her to delusion. And then there’s Cui Xian, who is only eight years old. Cui 30.2kReads9.4Score3kShelves
4. 4 大 Great Ming: I, Prince Zhu Su, Refuse to Wear Mourning for a Concubine 大明：本王朱橚绝不给妾服丧 Green Tea Who Picks Up Bottles at Construction Sites工地搬砖捡瓶子的清茶Historical434k WordsCompleted [Great Ming + System + transmigration + power fantasy + wild ideas + the world turned upside down] In the seventh year of Hongwu, Consort Sun died. She ordered Prince Wu, Zhu Su, to act as her son and wear mourning clothes for her funeral, while the other princes kept vigil in mourning. Zhu Su transmigrates into this world and opens his eyes to this very situation. Zhu Su: “You want this prince to play the dutiful son for your concubine while the Empress Mother is still alive? Even if the Empres 9.4kReads8.4Score521Shelves
5. 5 综 Wuxia Crossover: I'm Done Being a Decent Person 综武：不做人了 Ten Directions Heaven十方天Male-Channel Fanfiction1.8M WordsOngoing When the winds and clouds unite, the Maha Boundless! Jin Yong, Gu Long, Huang Yi, Liang Yusheng, Wen Ruian, martial arts TV dramas, anime free-for-alls, and maybe other bizarre stuff too. An ordinary person just wants to stay alive in this chaotic, treacherous world. 8.9kReads8.8Score566Shelves

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   I have to stay up all night to read this.

6. 6 艾 Ai Hehuan 艾合欢 Quiet and Virtuous静则贤Historical163k WordsCompleted In a past life on Blue Star, Ai Hehuan and Qiqige were childhood sweethearts who studied and grew up together. Just as they fell passionately in love, Hehuan was killed and transmigrated into the body of the eighth prince of the ancient State of Qian, a country that had never existed before. Later, he encounters Yun Yao, Qiqige’s counterpart from another world. From meeting and understanding each other to falling in love, they build a future together: making liquor and perfume, creating repeatin 609Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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   The opening chapter is eye-catching. Jing Zexian's refreshing new work has been completed. It has just been released not long ago. The story has twists and turns, the writing is delicate, relaxed and witty, humorous, sincere and has a strong visual sense. I finished it before I knew it. Nice!

7. 7 粗 A Lowly Palace Maid's Rise to Power 粗使宫女升职记 Coconut Seal Candy椰子海豹糖Ancient Romance982k WordsOngoing [A new writer and a new novel. The rating has just appeared, so it’s quite low. My family is struggling, and writing isn’t easy. I hope you’ll be patient with me. I’m deeply grateful to you all.] [This story features a large ensemble] [No rivalry between women, no love-brained heroines, and no adoration of men] [Women supporting women] [An unconventional palace drama] [A heroine who grows] Please note! The emperor in this story is extremely [human] (bolded for emphasis!), and lacks basic moral 416Reads8.8Score112Shelves

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   Hello, this is the first book I have written. I have written almost 800,000 words and there is no traffic. I earn a few dollars a day. If possible, can you give me a look at my work? Life is difficult, and writing is not easy. Without a debut show or traffic, I can only push myself. IQ is on the line, if you don't compete with women, you don't love men, if you don't love the brain, if you have logic, it won't lower your intelligence. The reason for the low rating is because there are few comments, and it's a good article that doesn't praise feudal society! The heroine is not in love, the humanoid emperor [face covering] is a growth-type heroine, women help each other, she prefers to fight in the palace on a daily basis, she prefers to be like a group, and her writing style is also good. The name of my humble work is rather vulgar, but it is definitely not a bloody novel. It is updated twice a day. Please take a look at it. Thank you all!

8. 8 妈 The Seventh Door of Mother 妈妈的第七扇门 Tale of the Literary Star文星传Urban304k WordsCompleted For a long time, I never understood my mother’s past. This was the first time I had looked so deeply back on her life: one generation of women interpreting another. In the 1990s, my eighteen-year-old mother left a small mountain village in Nanyang and headed alone for the glittering city. A scrap of gum wrapper brought her face to face with the calamity of her life: Liu Dawang. And so the door to her fate opened. She made a living in urban villages and hotpot restaurants, leaning on her best fr 831Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Check out this book, you might like it. From a village girl to a public relations manager, has she reached the sky but failed in one step? This rhapsody of wealth sounds like a fraud and a dream!

9. 9 十 The Twelve Zodiac Signs Exist for Me Alone 十二星座为我一人 Aries Scorpio 1白羊天蝎1Urban220k WordsOngoing The age of superpowers has arrived. Are they a blessing or a disaster? Are they gifts from heaven, or knives aimed at humanity? Danger always appears in the gentlest form. I'm a novice author. I take advice. 25Reads—Score—Shelves

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   An urban novel about the twelve zodiac signs with supernatural powers.

10. 10 马 A Love Story from Majia Village 马家庄的爱情故事 A Glacier Falls from the Ninth Heaven冰河落九天Urban100k WordsCompleted In a village so ordinary it could not be more ordinary, the hardworking bachelor Li Daqing and his neighbor Er Feng spend every day working in the fields, rising with the sun and resting at sundown. They have no extraordinary talents. With only their hands and their strength, they cultivate the barren land, filling their hardship-filled days with verdant growth in the courtyard and the warmth of everyday life. 10.1kReads8.7Score644Shelves

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    I can only recommend these three books.

11. 11 从 Those Who Left the Village 从村里走出去的人们 A Glacier Falls from the Ninth Heaven冰河落九天Urban719k WordsCompleted Meng Ziqiang started out on the village construction crew and became the richest man in Linqu County. After six divorces and seven marriages, he was killed in an explosion on New Year's Eve. Qiao Yu'er entered a business school and escaped her peasant upbringing. Through diligent writing, she began to make a name for herself, then threw herself into politics and set out on a career in government. Wu Yuexia built up a fish farm and fought her way forward, eventually becoming the deputy county mag 73Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 12 磨 Grinding Stone: The Hundred-Grind Stone 磨石之百磨之石 Bone Wants to Chew on a Dog骨头想啃狗Urban979k WordsCompleted The protagonist is human, and every human has flaws. He's an unconventional commander with enormous shortcomings. Yet he has always held fast to the beautiful ideal that others see as his greatest flaw. So he'll never become a blade; he can only be the whetstone that forges one. A special forces unit built almost from nothing: there is training and there is combat. There is passion, and there is cold indifference. His indecision isn't his fault. He just doesn't want to see any more of his comrad 1.7kReads8.7Score102Shelves

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    Bookworms, go read it. Well worth the wait.

13. 13 风 Hong Xiuquan, the Charismatic Heavenly King 风流天王洪秀全 Yu Songhan郁松寒Historical1.3M WordsCompleted Hong Xiuquan, an impoverished scholar in the late Qing, was quite the extraordinary man. He struck out on a new path, launched the Jintian Uprising, rose from humble beginnings, captured Nanjing, founded the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, dominated eighteen provinces, and ruled for fourteen years over half the realm. He was insatiably greedy, consorting with courtesans and surrounding himself with beautiful women. He gathered beauties from across the land, keeping 2,300 women in his harem to serve hi 12.2kReads8.6Score966Shelves

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    Use the past to observe the present. A masterpiece of historical fiction. A new book, not rated yet, but it has a story, a plot, historical facts, and writing! If you understand Hong Xiuquan, you will understand the man!

14. 14 反 The Villain Keeps Imagining That His Little Maid Is Secretly in Love with Him 反派每天都在脑补小保姆暗恋他 Lu7陆7Modern Romance479k WordsCompleted [A seemingly sinister, actually lovesick and touch-starved overthinker of a male lead VS a seemingly greedy and lustful, actually greedy and lustful female lead] Song Wanning transmigrates into a book. She lands in a sickeningly sweet romance novel as a cannon-fodder female supporting character who survives just three chapters before meeting a tragic end. Her original character is Ji Yanzhou’s personal maid. Ji Yanzhou is the heroine’s adoptive older brother. Ji Yanzhou suffers from severe insom 512Reads6.3Score105Shelves

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    Ji Yanzhou gave the heroine expensive cosmetics, but the heroine rejected them. Song Wanning hid next to the trash can in the middle of the night and secretly picked them up. Ji Yanzhou gave the heroine an imperial green bracelet, but the heroine broke it in disgust, and Song Wanning frantically picked it up. Ji Yanzhou gave the heroine a famous watch and beautiful clothes, but the heroine didn't want them, so Song Wanning secretly took them back and sold them. Song Wanning gradually became a little rich woman. She saved enough money and sneaked away from Ji Yanzhou, planning to keep an obedient little puppy. As a result, he was caught by a man on the spot. He said grimly: "Take me with you? I will make money for you to spend."

15. 15 银 The Tale of the Silver Flood Dragon 银蛟传 Big Sis Ai Xian艾娴大大Modern Romance737k WordsOngoing [Metaphysics + Suspense + Taoist Magic + Historical Relics + Mythical Beasts from the Classic of Mountains and Seas + Folk Mysteries] Legend has it that the Dragon-Locking Well imprisons a wicked dragon guilty of an ancient crime. But when Zhuang Jiang, a junior clerk at the Cultural Relics Protection Institute, finds a piece of a jiao's horn at the bottom of the well, she discovers a silver-white jiao sealed inside it. From then on, the ten thousand ghosts hidden in a calligraphy album, the dea 242Reads7.2Score119Shelves

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    I dare to recommend a fantasy book. The male protagonist is Jiao.

16. 16 伏 Ambush 伏杀 Mo Bai1莫白1Historical1.4M WordsCompleted [Original title: Ambush] Beneath the awe-inspiring might of Heaven, all living beings are mere ants. And yet he dares, with the strength of an insect, to turn the world upside down. For family, for friends, for the burning hatred in his heart, for the nightmares that haunt him year after year, for justice, and for fairness. This story is set in an imaginary world and has no connection to actual history. Everything in it is fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. 9.6kReads8.3Score671Shelves

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    This is the ancient strategy in my heart! It has a rigorous storyline, a hard-core plot, excellent writing, and a compact plot, all four of them.

17. 17 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 64.6kReads8.7Score6.9kShelves

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    Don't look at it, it will make you laugh like a dog. Rolling in bed, stomach aches...

18. 18 您 Hello, System 您好，系统 Young Uncle年轻的叔叔Urban239k WordsCompleted The Human Devolution Report: Don't be fooled by this civilized getup. We're all lining up to take part in a grand pantomime of devolution. We meekly surrender our right to get lost, hand over our memory cards, and even turn our joys and sorrows into ready-made meals you can eat straight from the packet. Five poor souls twisted into knots by the times: an old sailor bets his life in a storm as the satellites fail; a gourmet can no longer taste the warmth of his father's last bowl of hand-pulled n 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    You are invited to try these books and see if you are qualified!

19. 19 接 Pick Up the Phone! No, Mom 接电话啊！不了，妈妈 Young Uncle年轻的叔叔Mystery190k WordsCompleted This is not an isolated tragedy, but the “acceptable” waste produced by a finely tuned social machine. Reporter Lin Yue goes through the files of four children: a prodigy in Beijing, a dreamer in Hangzhou, a top student in Nanjing, and the pride of a small town. She discovers that what pushed them to the brink was not failure, but precisely the “one right path” to success laid out for them by their families, schools, and society. The report ultimately reveals how we conspired as a society to tur —Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 20 1 Reborn with 1.87 Million in Debt 187W负债重生 Young Uncle年轻的叔叔Urban291k WordsCompleted Chen Mo is a Beijing guy who used to have it good. Then the pandemic hit, his business went under, and he wound up buried in debt, including online loans. The collection calls came more reliably than his alarm clock. He thought his life was pretty much over. But guess what? Someone was willing to pay for his “experience of failure.” Turns out, taking that fall landed him a whole new line of work. Where were these people when he needed them before? This is a story about digging yourself out from 19Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 21 妖 Demon Bones Entwined with Buddha 妖骨缠佛 A Passing Guest in the Flow of Time往事流年稍作客Ancient Romance140k WordsOngoing 🔥 Unhinged dancer × celibate avenger | Two powerful, unhinged leads | Love and hate intertwined [Not for readers who require both leads to be sexually inexperienced · A treat for tragic-romance fans] [Faked death and impersonation × Reunion after amnesia × Twin mystery × Blood feud written in fate] I was once a nun, keeping watch over a ruined temple, reciting Buddhist sutras, and waiting for revenge. That is, until a man more bewitching than a demon lifted my curtain. He was the Shen family’s 168Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Love][Love][Love][Admiration]

22. 22 我 I Was About to Catch My Wife Cheating, but She Transformed 我捉奸要成功了，妻子却变身了 Brother Xiduo西多修士11k WordsCompleted I Was About to Catch My Wife Cheating, but She Transformed 2.2kReads—Score106Shelves

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    The comments section says it all.

23. 23 妻 My Wife Cheated with a Locksmith, but I Caught a College Entrance Exam Candidate 妻子出轨修锁工，我却捉了个高考生。 Brother Xiduo西多修士10k WordsCompleted My wife cheated on me with a locksmith, but I caught a college entrance exam candidate. —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 24 科 Sci-Fi Novel: Carving Out a Frontier at the Edge of the Universe 科幻小说：我在宇宙边缘开疆拓土 Azure Memories湛蓝的回忆Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.1M WordsCompleted My new book is out! Head over to Tomato Novel to read my work. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! Here’s the blurb for my new book, “Pushing the Frontier at the Edge of the Universe.” When Earth’s supply of controlled fusion fuel runs out and the Arctic quantum-collapse zone begins to spread, a technology oligarch alliance monopolizing global helium-3 mining, comprising seven interstellar energy corporations and controlling t 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Bookshelf plus one][bookshelf plus one][bookshelf plus one][bookshelf plus one][bookshelf plus one]

25. 25 三 Three Realms in Turmoil: Secrets of the Ancient Shu Lord’s Grotto-Heaven 三界风云：古蜀老君洞天机录 Azure Memories湛蓝的回忆Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsOngoing At the foot of Mount Qionglai, a cold stove glows beneath the stars. The young Yan Qing studies a damaged scroll by night, only to find that the sigils on its final page echo those in the stone chamber of his dreams. They are a summons from Laojun’s Grotto-Heaven, where the Three Realms converge. In the ancient lands of Shu, spiritual energy flows like a river, concealing traces of the gods and a chance to change one’s fate. After the great calamity of the Shang and Zhou dynasties, the Heaven’s 4Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 26 量 Quantum Immortal Sect 量子仙宗 Cyber Immortal赛博上仙Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.1M WordsOngoing Good grief! Why do we have to study fluid mechanics to fly on a sword? Sect Leader: Do you know what happens if you don't study? I'll hang you up and beat you! Fellow Daoists, wait up! Let's wield our swords as pens and build the immortal sect anew! 1.1kReads8.2Score—Shelves

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    Love this style so much! Cyber ​​Cultivation!

27. 27 逆 Defying the Classics: A Strategy for the Realm 逆经：山河策 Ren Fanwuyin任梵无音Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [This work has been selected by Hongguo for adaptation into an animated drama] Life is unpredictable; the adaptable follow Heaven's path. Those skilled in force become generals, those skilled in strategy become kings. Born to the lowest rung of society, he refuses to accept a life as a nobody. He waves the yin-yang banner and unlocks the secrets of the six-line hexagrams. Watch him play the mystic, watch him swindle and deceive, Watch him make ruthless decisions, watch a hidden dragon soar into 43.8kReads9.4Score4.5kShelves

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    The subject matter is novel and unconventional, using high IQ to deceive the world, and cleverly setting up situations to break them. A combination of traditional martial arts and suspenseful crime-solving, supported by humorous and sophisticated writing, you can't get enough! 📖

28. 28 给 The Ninth Book to Earn My Daughter’s Dowry 给女儿挣嫁的第9本书 Earning a Dowry for My Daughter给女儿挣嫁妆Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Multiple Heroines]+ [Decisive and Ruthless]+ [Overpowered Power Fantasy] My master's wife passes her power on to me. My senior sister shares her cultivation with me whenever she completes a mission. The princess can accelerate my recovery. The empress... directly acknowledges me as her master... 3.9kReads7.2Score283Shelves

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    🍓Ahhh what are you doing! Children, don't look around. 🍓Master, hurry up and stay, the master is next door. 🍓Senior sister, please pay attention, my brother-in-law is outside the door. 🍓Princess, what are you doing? The prince-in-law is coming back soon. 🍓Empress, please take it easy, everyone is watching.

29. 29 举 Report Me? Your Account Is Gone 举报我？你号没了 The Clouds Are Kinder Than the Sky云比天恩Urban197k WordsOngoing The day I was fired, I crouched by the roadside, picking up our family portrait, which had been trampled and dirtied. My boss, Wang Defa, framed me for embezzling 300,000 yuan. The security guards stuffed my belongings into a garbage bag and threw them out of the company. That night, I received a text message: “Amount of false accusation: 300,000. Retaliation factor: ×100. Awaiting settlement.” The next day, 30 million appeared in Wang Defa’s account, and the disciplinary inspection officials —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Realistic style is good

30. 30 别 Don't Mess with This Hothead! Even the Class Monitor Has to Kneel! 别惹这刺头！班长来了也得跪！ Fiery Radish炽热的萝卜Urban673k WordsCompleted [Military Action]+ [Hotheaded Soldier King]+ [Extreme Training]+ [Decisive and Ruthless]+ [One Female Lead]+ [Special Forces]+ [Action-Packed Power Fantasy] “As the youngest recipient of the Distinguished Service Medal in history, Wu Yingxiong, can you tell us how you went from being a ‘problem soldier’ to a role model for the entire military?” “Get punished more.” “Do you mean you should actively seek out extreme pressure, treat every punishment as a valuable opportunity to strengthen your wil 317Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Come!!! Read this one!! [Love][Admiration]

31. 31 交 Trading Across All Worlds: The System Is Detained by the Heavenly Court from the Start 交易万界，系统开局被天庭扣押 January Wind and Snow一月风雪Urban493k WordsCompleted [The Myriad Worlds + Transmigration + Magic + Cultivation] The Myriad Worlds are vast beyond measure and filled with danger. But that’s all right. Your buddy has powerful backing, and it doesn’t get much stronger than that. Isn’t that right, Supreme Emperor of Heaven, Jade Emperor of the Golden Palace, Supreme Sovereign, Naturally Wondrous, Mysterious and True, Jade Emperor God! Tremble, the Myriad Worlds! Heh heh heh! Worlds featured so far The protagonist’s world (a small universe created by 130Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Grass has been planted]

32. 32 开 From the Start, I Have an Ability Tree, and I Distribute Powers from Behind the Scenes 开局异能之树，我于幕后分发异能 January Wind and Snow一月风雪Urban434k WordsCompleted Please support my new book, Ascending to the Source: Strange Calamities. [Behind the scenes + ensemble cast + no female lead + no System + supernatural abilities + origins + eras] Also known as The Source of Calamity. This world had no supernatural powers, until a certain being bestowed their fruits upon humanity. The queen within the snow, the Buddha who upholds his convictions... They were born into this world one by one. The stars shine across the night sky. The World Serpent stretches across 933Reads5.5Score—Shelves
33. 33 功 Once My Good Deeds Are Complete, I Want Nothing More to Do with This World 功德圆满之后，我就不要这个世界 Yang Gu扬谷Mystery118k WordsCompleted After spending five years shut away from the world, Mo Yu resolutely returns to the city where the case took place in search of the truth. But while investigating, she unexpectedly loses her life. After her death, when handling the paperwork for reincarnation, she discovers she doesn't have enough savings and can only choose to restart her life. With every new beginning, she works hard to accumulate merit, hoping that one day she'll have enough merit and savings to embark on another cycle of rei 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    For me this is the only one I can watch!

34. 34 搞 A Collection of Humorous Parables 搞笑寓意选集 User26182811用户26182811Urban2.1M WordsCompleted The Workplace Absurdist Comedy Collection is an unprecedented modern fable project. Through 500 independent stories, it plans to build a panoramic literary palace of humor and wit. The book breaks through traditional genre boundaries, weaving philosophical insight into laughter and revealing the truth through absurdity. The collection introduces a unique “double-helix story” structure. Each installment first unfolds as a highly dramatic absurd tale, from an office printer that gains sentience to 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Just when you start to feel that this era is a bit "too funny" - At 7 o'clock in the morning, your phone vibrates. It's not an alarm clock, it's the "solar terms and health APP" with tens of millions of downloads, which pushes on time: "Today is full, you should eat bitter melon and avoid sweetness." You looked at this message and took a bite of the cream cake you bought after working overtime last night. 10 A. M., Company conference room. In order to "carry forward traditional culture", all members must participate in "Hanfu Day". You look at your programmer colleagues who usually wear plaid shirts, but now they are wearing ill-fitting cross-collar robes, and their sleeves have knocked over the coffee cup on the table. The waistband of the financial director's Tang-made skirt was too tight and she couldn't breathe when giving a report. At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, important customers came to visit. You put on the company's new "dialect translation headset" and want to get closer with an authentic Cantonese greeting. The headset translates your words, and the customer's expression changes from smile to confusion - and later you learn that the sentence "the weather is so good today" is translated into "the weather is very good today". At 9 o'clock in the evening, I finally got off work. A video was posted on the subway: a calligrapher who "came from time to time", dressed in Jin Dynasty clothes, used a giant brush to write "never forget the original intention" on a 100-meter-long scroll. The background music was the electronic version of "Guangling San". Millions of likes. At 11 o'clock in the night, you are lying in bed, and suddenly you remember what your grandmother said when you were a child: "When you are sleepy in spring, autumn, and summer, you take a nap, and you can't wake up in winter and March." At that time, there was no APP reminder, but she could always do the right thing in the right season. If you also live in such a fragmented daily life - if you often feel that modern life is like a well-planned comedy with gangs everywhere - then these five "Selected Funny Meanings" I wrote for you are the "antidote" you have been waiting for. This is not a novel, this is a slice-of-life magnifying glass for you and me. Let me show you how many "we" live in these stories: In "Guqin Elective Course", there is the guqin teacher Li Yayin - she protects the "innocent and distant" thousand-year-old music, but she is asked to "cross-border cooperation with the electronic music club." When she heard the students turning "Three Plum Blossoms" into an electronic dance music, the sigh contained the loneliness of all cultural guardians. But at the end of the story, the silver-haired electronic music president understood the real "Pingsha Luoyan" late one night. It turns out that the dialogue between tradition and modernity does not require anyone to compromise, it only requires sincere listening. In "Dialect Translation Headphones", there is the technical engineer Zhao Mingyang - his original intention of inventing headphones was to allow his grandma who only spoke Wenzhou dialect to understand the world. But after the product was launched, translation errors caused couples to quarrel, business negotiations broke down, and family relationships became tense. He was sitting in his office in the early hours of the morning, watching the system translate "The weather is pretty good today" in Shanghainese into "The weather is pretty good today" when he suddenly understood: Technology can translate language, but it cannot translate nostalgia. In "Hanfu Work Day", there is the UI designer Su Xiaoyu - she is a true Hanfu enthusiast, but in her own company, she watched her favorite clothes become a KPI assessment tool. When her colleagues asked "What kind of pants should I wear under Hanfu?" And when her boss demanded that "it must be changed into different styles every month or else my performance will be deducted," she felt not only funny, but also heartbroken. But it was she who finally made Hanfu Day return from "mandatory performance" to "free choice". It turns out that true cultural confidence never comes from uniform dress, but from the confidence of diverse coexistence. In "Solar Terms and Health APP", there is the product manager Lin Banxia - she is a master of traditional Chinese medicine. She developed the APP with the ideal of "harmony between man and nature", but under the pressure of data, she had to turn "following nature" into more than a dozen check-in tasks every day. She finally smashed the twisted system when the user suffered from heatstroke trying to complete the "one hour of sunbathing on the summer solstice" task. This story questions us: When maintaining health requires involution, are we preserving life or consuming life? In "Calligraphers Play Social Media", there is the calligrapher Lu Yanzhi - he was forced to play "Wang Xizhi" and settled on the short video platform. From explaining the "Eight Methods of Yongzi" to performing "writing with feet", he gradually got lost in the traffic. But the moment he dropped his pen and stopped performing during the live broadcast, he found himself again. This story cruelly reveals: In the era of algorithm rule, kung fu often loses to performance, but time will eventually vindicate depth. Why do you need to read these "tall" stories? Because humor is the last sobering agent of this era. When everything becomes "too correct", "too efficient" and "too innovative", the sense of absurdity is the last alarm in our hearts. These stories weave sirens into melody—you'll recognize the familiar harshness in the laughter. After reading these five stories, you will gain at least three perspectives: First, the perspective of diagnosis. You will suddenly understand: the problem with the company's ridiculous "Traditional Culture Day" is not the "traditional culture", but that the "day" has become a forced performance; the problem with that health care APP that makes you anxious is not the "health care", but that the "APP" turns life into a to-do list. Second, the perspective of detoxification. When you see those gorgeous words like "innovation and inheritance," "technological empowerment," and "cultural IP," you can see through the holes behind them at a glance. You will know that the true fusion of electronic music and guqin is not to add drum beats to "Three Plum Blossoms", but to let electronic music teenagers understand the breathing of the strings. Third, the perspective of hope. The ending of every story is not hopeless. The Guqin class was finally filled with students who really wanted to learn; the Dialect Headphones team developed sincere tools to assist learning; Hanfu Day became a free cultural salon; the health APP returned as a quiet reminder of solar terms; calligraphers found the honest dialogue between paper and pen. They prove that if you push through the foam of traffic, there is still a clear spring in the depths. These stories are most suitable to be opened at these moments - when you participate in another corporate culture training where the form is greater than the content; when you are surrounded by various smart device reminders but feel more lonely; when your enthusiasm for "traditional revival" is consumed by commercial performances; when you are in the rhythm of "efficiency first" and suddenly miss your grandmother's ancient wisdom of "spring is sleepy and autumn is exhausted". Opening these stories is like opening a funny mirror - the distortion in the mirror is so exaggerated, but you can definitely recognize your own silhouette in front of the mirror. Finally, let me tell you a secret. When writing these stories, I often think of the famous fable in "Zhuangzi": Zigong saw a man of ten feet holding an urn and irrigating the garden. He exerted a lot of force but saw little success. Zigong said: "There is a weapon here, which can soak hundreds of fields in a day. It uses very little force but sees a lot of work. Master, don't you want it?" My father-in-law looked angrily and said with a smile: "I have heard from my master: If there is a machine, there must be something, and if there is something, there must be a mind. If the mind is in the chest, it will be pure and unprepared; pure white and unprepared, the spirit will be unstable. If the spirit is unstable, the Tao does not contain it. I am not ignorant, and I am ashamed not to do it." More than two thousand years ago, the old man refused "efficient" machinery and chose "inefficient" earthen jars, not because he was ignorant, but because he was wary of the erosion of "pure whiteness" by "machines." The world we live in today is full of "motives" that are thousands of times more powerful than "irrigation machinery"—algorithm recommendation, data optimization, flow operation, and performance management. They promise to make us more productive, more connected, healthier and more educated. But sometimes late at night, we suddenly wonder: Why do we, with all these "efficient tools", become more anxious, lonely, disconnected, and tired? These five "Selected Funny Meanings" are fables written for this "scheming" era. They use the most absurd plots to ask the most serious questions: When Guqin meets electronic music, is there only one ending: PK? When dialects meet algorithms, is translation the only way? When Hanfu meets KPI, is performance the only possibility? When solar terms meet APP, is the only way to check in? When calligraphy meets traffic, is catering the only option? The answers are all in the story. --- "Anthology of Funny Meanings" Episodes 101-108 When ancient wisdom collides with modern logic, laughter is our last resistance

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