Are There Any That Are Hilarious Enough to Make People Laugh to Death but Have No CP?

158 掏 After Eight Years of Digging Shit, I Realized That I Have the Qualifications to Be a Great Emperor. Kunyucompleted —Reads—Score—Shelves

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These seem to have CP, but actually they don't.

159 开 Start: Confined by the System and Become Mentally Ill A ChickenEastern Fantasy3.2M Wordsongoing 85.3kReads9.0Score10.5kShelves

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"A cloud in the northwest Xuantian!" "The crow fell into the group of phoenixes!" "The table is full of heroes!" "Who is the king and who is the minister!" Looking at the two children in front of him holding sticks and shouting at him, the corners of the middle-aged monk's mouth twitched slightly. After all, he was also an elder of the Emei Zhaixing lineage, and now he was robbed by two little kids! If other elders in the sect knew about this, I don't know how they would be laughed at.

160 我 我的皇帝父亲会读心 Bone LeakageHistorical1.3M Wordscompleted 76.7kReads9.3Score9.5kShelves

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The first one is from the perspective of the female protagonist, and the next two are from the perspective of the male protagonist. They are both non-CP and there is no ambiguity.

161 以 I Sacrifice the Years with My Deep Love Er QiaoModern Romance324k Wordscompleted 86.2kReads9.4Score10.1kShelves

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"Xi Ye, Nizi, haven't you had enough fun? It's been three months, and this is the first woman who has been by your side for such a long time." Gu Xiye lowered his eyes and played with the lighter. After the clicking sound, there was a careless voice. "She's just a woman. She looks the same when she takes off her clothes. I'm just too lazy to change recently.

162 惊 惊！身娇体软万人迷竟是我自己 Whole Wheat Bread563k Wordscompleted 8.2kReads9.4Score1.4kShelves

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It's so funny, it makes me laugh. The protagonist transforms into a beautiful, strong, and charming senior brother [Adored] His mission is to prevent his junior brother from turning into a black devil [Angry] He works hard to protect his junior brother, but in fact others are coveting him [licking the screen] I'm laughing so hard

163 姐 My Sister Is Right, Your Sister Will Beat You Up Qingyuan MumuAncient Romance207k Wordscompleted 1.7kReads8.5Score213Shelves

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Gaga looks good [send heart][send heart][send heart][send heart]Believe me! ! The first book, the whole text is full of psychosis, super invincible and refreshing (∀) The second book is very funny, I rolled on the bed in the middle of the night (*´ω｀*) The third book is also very funny (╹▽╹)

165 村 Information Station at the Entrance of the Village, the Real Daughter Only Loves to Eat Melons, the Aunt Innocent Chicken FeetModern Romance289k Wordscompleted 5.6kReads9.3Score825Shelves

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No cp, watch more if you like, and enjoy the melodies

170 阴 阴暗师姐她超帅，修真界全疯了 ChengyaAncient Romance516k Wordscompleted 86.7kReads9.5Score23.9kShelves

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Help, I'm going to die laughing, the first book will explode and subvert your three views. The second is crazy literature, just read it if you feel aggrieved! Cool! ! !

173 假 She Went Crazy with Her Fake Daughter! Drinking and Listening to the RainModern Romance713k Wordscompleted 43.3kReads9.4Score5.9kShelves

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This book has been read by more than 100,000 people. What kind of concept is this? Crazy literature has been created by the author. The fake daughter and the real daughter met in the same live variety show, and the fake daughter heroine immediately started to go crazy.

174 强 The Strong Ones Are Outrageous, and the Lazy Ones Make People and Gods Angry. I Took Great PainsAncient Romance705k Wordscompleted 76.4kReads9.4Score10.1kShelves

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The book lives up to its name, it's super good-looking, follows the rules, is ridiculously powerful, and has a lot of laughs. Completed, no need to wait for updates

175 跪 跪了，她又疯又天赋超群！惹不起 FeixiAncient Romance3.0M Wordscompleted 31.1kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves

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No CP, it's not just funny, it's hilarious. Logic travels online and becomes a female supporting character, fighting wits and courage with various original female protagonists and male protagonists of Tiandao.

175 末 末日降临？我先降临！ Ban Mian Wang ZaiSci-Fi & Apocalypse2.7M Wordscompleted 683.8kReads9.2Score80.9kShelves

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Ban Mian's wonderful metaphors are always so funny (ps: don't read it when you're trying to fish, lest you laugh and feel uncomfortable)

176 穿 I Was Forced to Marry Eight People During Time Travel, and the Empress Was Also Crazy About Me Just Passing ByHistorical1.0M Wordscompleted 12.4kReads7.9Score1.7kShelves

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Super hilarious masterpiece is coming

179 考 I Failed the Public Examination and Went to Get Dressed Quickly. Please Watch Me Go Crazy. A PersimmonAncient Romance256k Wordscompleted 7.8kReads9.1Score1.3kShelves

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Show them all to me! Three correct views, no cp, pure madness

181 我 What's Wrong with Me Being a Sickly and Really Wealthy Person Who Knows Hundreds of Millions of Points of Metaphysics? Luo ShengshengModern Romance1.0M Wordscompleted 60.4kReads9.5Score9.7kShelves

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⭐They are all funny sand sculptures without CP [laughing]⭐

182 哈 Hahaha, Datang Wei WeiHistorical3.6M Wordscompleted 149.1kReads9.4Score18.4kShelves

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Absolutely funny, 💋💋 I have never read a historical text that makes me laugh and feel uncomfortable, [laughing][laughing][laughing] Hahaha, super funny, you can't even kill yourself by laughing, I read it all night, it's so good, I almost lost my breath, the writing is also good, it's worth a read.

183 她 She Is Only Three Years Old, What Bad Thoughts Can She Have? Yun XiaodaModern Romance665k Wordscompleted 16.9kReads8.5Score1.8kShelves

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Hilarious! 🐝🐝My sister said she wanted to be a police officer, so Boss Fu reviewed all the group's business overnight. The tax director received the most detailed tax return in history and was so frightened that he came to the door in person: "Mr. Fu, are you okay?" Because their sister said she likes good people, the five brothers began to compete for the "Monthly Good Person List". The boss helped the old lady cross the road, the second picked up the garbage, the third... The subordinates resigned collectively: the bosses don't look like bad people anymore, how can they be in this class!

184 笑 笑死，饕餮就是只会吃啊怎样！ Seaside Crab CrabModern Romance381k Wordscompleted 27.5kReads9.2Score4.2kShelves

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💕Perfect match. The fake daughter of the heroine is a glutton. Until the real daughter comes back, she only worries about whether she can have enough to eat in the future. Not only the brothers say that the fake daughter of the heroine is stupid, but even the real daughter thinks that the heroine is so stupid and she still keeps him~ [Adoration]

185 满 满门炮灰读我心后，全家造反了 Love the Little Crabs so MuchAncient Romance1.3M Wordscompleted 227.8kReads9.7Score34.4kShelves

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🔝①The little junior sister who is a charlatan leads the entire sect to crookedness, goes out and hits people on the head with a pill furnace, while others choose to negotiate, they choose group ou, what is their quality? Can it be eaten? Everyone: Shameless! Extremely! 🔝②Cute baby Jiaojiao has been reincarnated to save the whole family. She can't speak and is very anxious. Family: Don't worry, we can read your mind! We should try our best not to laugh in line with your performance [face covering]

187 穿 穿成修真界炮灰自救指南 Know the Mountains and ForestsAncient Romance724k Wordsongoing 38.9kReads9.1Score8.1kShelves

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They are all very funny [Adoration] The heroine is the main one (big heroine), but there are some people who complain about CP in the comment area

187 惹 Why Mess with Her? She's the One Who Beats up All over the Underworld Empty Mountain RainModern Romance1.0M Wordscompleted 18.1kReads9.3Score2.6kShelves

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There is no CP in this book, and it is rather silly and funny. The heroine is strong and flamboyant. And it's finished, so you can watch it with confidence and boldness.

190 我 I'm so Cute, No Matter What, They Call Me the God of Destroying Evil. Chao LianyunFantastical Romance362k Wordscompleted 33.1kReads9.2Score5.8kShelves

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[Laughing] [The masterpiece of bird food] A masterpiece with high scores and no CP. It's so funny, hahahaha, the heroine's family runs a paper shop, but she finds that people in this world are actually superstitious? ! So in order to make money, she started to fool other people! But in the eyes of others, this is a weird world, okay? ! The ghosts and monsters running rampant everywhere and the dungeon missions put them in danger, now! The heroine appeared like a giant light bulb, her whole body was shining with golden light🌞, it was so funny😆

191 京 京城是瓜田，我欢快吃瓜 Drinking and Listening to the RainAncient Romance738k Wordscompleted 76.1kReads9.5Score26.2kShelves

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No CP, no CP, no CP, everyone is the funny king [laughing], [please pay attention] Welcome to the pit, the heroine really has no CP, the heroine alone is very funny

192 规 规则怪谈？我选择叛逆 How Deeply AffectionateMystery1.5M Wordscompleted 88kReads9.6Score15.4kShelves

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It must be these two books. I can't read the others. Believe me, I am very strict in selecting books. There are not many that I can read. The first one currently does not have a CP, and the second one definitely does not. The author's writing style of the two books is good.

193 废 Waste Boy and Cow Horse Dad Eat Melon Every Day in the 1960S Gaoge SunflowerModern Romance592k Wordscompleted 10.4kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves

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🍅🍅🍅It's hilarious and has no CP, and the fried chicken looks great. Both father and daughter are road crazy. Although they look silly at ordinary times, they are quite shrewd when they should be shrewd. Don't talk nonsense when you meet the best ones, just start beating them without pulling any strings.