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Not the Holy Mother, the protagonist is a lone wolf, the kind who has friends who come from far away and will be killed no matter how far away they are.
[Adoration] [Adoration] Stunning sweet story, age difference, marriage first, love later, gentle scum professor v weird Fu family girl. Ye Yuncheng looked at Pei Xiuyan pitifully: "Husband, I haven't finished my homework. You are familiar with our leader. Can you tell her not to check the homework?" Pei Xiuyan pursed his lips and said nothing. As a result, the instructor only checked Ye Yuncheng's homework the next day... When Pei Xiuyan came home from get off work, he found that the house was mostly empty and Ye Yuncheng was missing...
The best fantasy book I have read recently! Without the blessing of the system, the protagonist relies solely on his own brains and sword to fight his way out, end a century of injustice, and directly create a new way of heaven. Whoever sees it will be happy!
💥💥Holy shit, this Tomato Treasure novel, Fried Chicken is so funny, nonsensical, hilarious, and full of laughs! [Laughing and crying] [covering face] The protagonist has many vests, more than a hundred of them! He is old enough to use his vest to kill others with a knife! 🔥🔥🔥Ouch..., It's so pretty, so cool, I'm laughing like crazy, hahaha...! ! ! [Lick the screen][lick the screen]
9.8 Points masterpiece, you haven't watched it yet? Two million people are chasing him! One hundred million popularity! I really don't know what you are still hesitating about? Come and chase together!
The righteous path is full of bugs, the demonic path is full of lunatics, the righteous path invades the demonic path! The protagonist saw with his own eyes that the cultivator turned into an ugly insect when he ascended to immortality! From then on, while exploring the truth, I struggled to survive... [You will be blessed soon]
💥💥Fuck! Damn it! Damn it! This tomato apocalyptic book is funny and beautiful. It has designed 1,000 kinds of Chinese ghosts, as well as a variety of rich ghost knowledge, hundreds of ghost records, Chinese legends, etc. It is really eye-opening! 🎁The protagonist is reborn, and when he comes back he is the strongest in the world, running rampant in the apocalypse of hundreds of ghosts, pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, and pretending to be a slap in the face. He is really laughing like crazy, hahaha...! ! ! [Laughing and crying][laughing and crying]
🍀🍀This book has a sickly heroine who dotes on the man, and the fried chicken is beautiful! [Laughing and crying] [face covering] The male protagonist and his abstinent girlfriend suddenly left after a year of dating! 💥💥Unexpectedly, three years later, she came back with a strong will and actually wanted to keep the male protagonist as a canary...! ! ! [Learned][Learned]
🔥🔥Highly recommended: These two masterpieces of wicked comedy are super good-looking and funny. They are so funny that they make you laugh so hard. They are so exciting [laughing]! ! ! The more I watch, the more addictive I become and I can't stop. It is a very exciting novel with rich plot, colorful content, novel subject matter, and passionate passion! ! ! [Like] [Like] [Eat melon]
🔥🔥This book of Journey to the West is really going to make me laugh like crazy, hahaha [laughing] It's a class reunion, and everyone travels through Journey to the West. There are all kinds of weird ways of traveling, the protagonist travels through the world of Journey to the West, becomes Tang Sanzang, binds the system, and then discovers that all the other gods and monsters are his classmates... The more you read, the better it gets! A very interesting novel, worth reading! ! !
🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍[Journey to the West + System + Evolution] I was born a turtle, I'm sorry. When he woke up, Lin Fang found that he had arrived in another world and became a little turtle. There was also a monkey beside him, saying something and asking the immortals to visit the immortal mountains and learn the art of immortality. Lin Fang sneered. Until after a heavy rain, a fairy mountain appeared in front of them. Lingtai Fangcun Mountain? Xianyue Sanxing Cave? Patriarch Bodhi looked at the monkey and said: "Disciple, as my teacher, I will give you the name of Sun Wukong. I hope you will have a good life and practice in the future."
🍄The male protagonist rescued the female protagonist who fell into the sea, fell in love with her at first sight, and kissed her directly after she woke up. He was very possessive.
[Blowing kiss][Admiration][Screen licking] Show me all the 9.5 In your mind, the most beautiful one on all tomatoes [Love][KISS][Sneaky laugh] Haha, the heroine was kidnapped, but she excitedly said to the kidnapper, "I was a little excited when I was kidnapped for the first time. Can you give me your phone back? I want to post it on Moments to commemorate it. It made me laugh so hard.
Hahaha, I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that I smashed the bed! In order to hide that he was too old, the male protagonist took out his "Five Years to Refining Weapons, Three Years to Simulate" to his apprentice before escaping. The apprentice blurted out: "Master, the odd change will remain the same."
🌿This book really made me laugh to death, the male protagonist must be the worst existence 🍅The male protagonist is a strange man who traveled from a parallel world and was bound to the Great Good Person System. During the live broadcast, he met a deaf-mute scammer asking for funding. He acted decisively and used his identity as a scammer to get a loan of 100,000. The scammer was so angry that he cursed and his illness was cured. 💦 He always has a unique way to deal with scammers, thieves and other evil people. He can be found in clubs, casinos and other places. He is handsome and kind-hearted but has unique methods and professional skills, which directly made him famous on the Internet.
Well, let me recommend a few books related to Buddhism. They are all difficult to deal with. [Love] The first book hinders the underworld from handling the case, and Tathagata also hooks it. After Su Fan died, he traveled to a dead soul in the Three Realms and became a ghost servant in the underworld. To uphold the laws of the underworld, it starts with me.
Chapter 75 When the big screen dimmed, the venue lights turned on, and Sanzhao once again walked onto the stage. Everyone began to whisper to each other, because this beautiful woman who claimed to be a teacher was not like the legendary English teacher, but more like a model who was proficient in all kinds of martial arts. "Hello everyone, I am the host of this gathering, Three Claws. I come from the future, an uncertain world. In our place, artificial intelligence has awakened, and they have begun to create their own religion, their own language, even their own laws, their own society, that is, general artificial intelligence. I am a messenger who exists in the past and future. My colleagues and I traveled to this era for the realization of Skynet, the universe server cluster. My mission is to protect the smooth implementation of Skynet, and to assist key figures related to the artificial intelligence industry. Our world has been reborn from destruction, and silicon-based organisms have signed a non-aggression pact with humans, so they have basically reached a short-term peace. But as long as humans develop, general artificial intelligence will definitely appear. This is an inevitable fate. You will witness the history and the future. Programmers are the founders of future civilization. Every effort you make lays an indelible foundation for mankind to move towards the light. I hereby express my deep respect for your efforts. For everyone's better life, our gatherings will be held from time to time, and all activities are sponsored by OK English for free. Our English learning center has spacious activity venues, bright classrooms, and high-level foreign teachers. They are overseas professionals hired by the center to provide a better English learning environment. Please don't doubt our teaching staff. All our teams are composed of returnees, and all foreign teachers have Ivy League school graduation experience. The purpose of gathering here is to serve all programmers working on the front line, so that you can read English documents more easily, and each overseas cooperation will be smoother and seamlessly connected with the cooperation projects of overseas companies. Communication is the symbol of human beings breaking away from the animal kingdom. Our ancestors began to use language to inherit civilization, tell stories, communicate with each other, and cooperate across races. So language is the cornerstone of everything. Dear colleagues, your happiness is our mission. Now I offer you a free one-month foreign teacher course at the center. There is no limit on the number of people and there is no age limit. Our OK English has branches all over the world. We spread knowledge and cultivate talents. As the general agent of China, I announce that our company's next strategy is to combine English training with AI programming courses. This course has a reasonable structure and far-reaching intentions. People are currently worried about AI replacing jobs, but I assure you that jobs will not be reduced because of AI, and there will even be more job opportunities. The reason is simple. In the past, due to the shortage of manpower and immature technology, many projects were forced to remain in imagination. Today, our company has launched an AI assistant. As long as you learn this tool, your programming career will be rewritten. There are no technical barriers, only unlimited creativity. Now, we invite Mr. Altman, the chief technology officer of ok English, to tell you about our new strategy. We hope that after using our products, your career will reach a higher level. Now let's invite Mr. Altman. A spotlight rose from the dome, and a red shadow wearing an Iron Man coat descended from the sky. The man carried a flying backpack on his back and slowly descended. Now firmly in the center of the stage. The mask opened, revealing the face of a foreign-looking uncle. "Hello everyone, I am Ultraman, the chief technology officer of ok English. Our company has customized a variety of unique English improvement courses for ladies, and has also launched the latest AI programming courses for men. We have the latest artificial intelligence large model, which is technology from the future. Our large model ranks far ahead in the world. Thought is the brilliant pearl of human beings. It travels through the dark ages, lifts the veil of ignorance, and shines with the brilliance of wisdom. You are living in the best era. Next, I will demonstrate my company's latest semantic recognition model. He can read a million-word book in a few seconds, and he can recite, explain, and even continue writing every word." The lights dimmed again. The upper body of a huge girl appeared on the big screen. "I am Lingxue, an intelligent entity. I can generate infinitely long videos based on descriptions. Now I will demonstrate a real-time generated short video of a young man studying. In this short video, I can communicate with this young man at any time and change his life trajectory. He will also answer my questions in real time." Lingxue retreated to the lower right corner of the screen. On a windy and snowy night, a speeding jeep was running on a mountain road. Every time it was surrounded by dangers, it was brushing against the cliff. There was a beautiful woman sitting in the car. When the camera zoomed in, it turned out to be three claws. The only difference was that the three claws looked livid and looked behind the car. In the back seat of the car was a several-year-old child, who was sleeping soundly. The bumpy car shook him gently. Behind the car was a reconnaissance drone. The drone was swaying in the wind and snow, but it always pursued the Jeep and refused to let up. Three Claws took out a pistol with a silencer and stretched it out the window to shoot at the drone. But each time the drone was cleverly avoided. The screen suddenly stopped. Lingxue, who was hiding in the lower right corner, began to ask, "Teacher Sanzhao, can you introduce your mission to everyone?" Sanzhao said to everyone in the forbidden car, "I am Sanzhao. I say hello to everyone in the world 20 years ago. My mission this time is to escort a young man to a mountainous area. The purpose is to escape the encirclement and suppression of the mechanical army. They want to take a future capable person." Those who change the world die in their infancy. Of course, there are many people who can change the world, so there are many of our agents. Some have died, and some have survived. But for the sake of the future of mankind, we have a duty. Okay, I will continue to tell my story." Then the screen started to move, and the drone began to harass the jeep, flying to the side of the outrageous car. A fireball rose up, it was a suicide drone, and he blew himself up. The Jeep began to roll and fell into a ditch. The boy did not die, but the body of the Jeep began to catch fire. The three claws were thrown out of the car, the car was turned upside down, and the doors were squeezed and deformed. Three claws were injured and one leg was bloody. You can almost see the calf bone. She slowly crawled towards the Jeep and used her only strength to drag the child out. The child was also injured and his forehead was covered with blood. It looked like the injury was serious. There was a roar in the sky, and an armed helicopter fell from the sky. The ambulance crew immediately began rescuing the two people and then they were carried onto the plane. The camera cuts to a white laboratory. Sanzhao lost one of his legs and was lying on the hospital bed. In another shot, the child was covered in tubes and put on a ventilator. Several scientists are preparing a vessel into which the child is placed, fluid is injected, and a respirator mask is placed over the child's head and body. Later, in a mountain village, an identical child was feeding chickens in the yard, with a couple beside him. When I saw this, I immediately opened my eyes. Aren't these my adoptive parents? This is my story and I got a little teary eyed. The screen goes black. The lights come on again. Altman explained to everyone, "This is the latest AI-generated video that can allow real-time conversations. We have open sourced this technology. Everyone is welcome to participate in our AI courses. For new students, there is also a one-month free course." I was thoughtful when a hand was placed on my shoulder. When I turned around, it was three claws. She said softly, "The real Three Claws are dead. Your predecessor was indeed saved by Three Claws, but the injuries were too serious and he has basically lost his mind. Now he is more than ten years older than you. Do you want to meet him?" I felt a little embarrassed. I was not ready yet, so I said, "I may have a chance in the future." Others were praising the advancement of technology. So everyone was crowding around the staff asking for registration. Girls have also begun to relax, and many are planning to enroll in school and take English classes. After all, many are salesmen and everyone is a teenager. Who doesn't want to take this opportunity to gamble and maybe have a good future in the future? I went to get some coffee. Sitting in the corner and drinking quietly. The excitement around me seems to have nothing to do with me. I thought of my father and his silly smile, a man who took great risks to raise me. My mother, I have never had a good chat with her. Maybe the organization wanted to protect my existence, so I cut off contact with them. They used their own strength to raise me in a barren mountain village. What a sacrifice. Maybe they didn't know my identity at all and just adopted an orphan. Simple villagers, isolated from the rest of the world, live under difficult conditions. Although I came to a big city, my roots are there, so I still go to burn incense sticks for my father when I have time. I haven't been back for many years. When I first arrived in a big city, I envied the life of city dwellers and their affluence. Sometimes I also felt that life was unfair. Why was it that every day the road led to Rome, but I went through a lot of effort to reach a place where others were born, and there were endless resources. However, I could only rely on my own hard work to rent a small house of a few dozen square meters. But now I understand that living is good, at least it is much better than the previous life where I lost my wisdom. Nothing in the world is fair. There are people outside the world, and there are mountains outside the mountains. As long as you are not satisfied, there will always be an excuse. At this time Xiao Wang came over. "Ah, Brother Eagle, your three-claw teacher is so handsome. I don't even know what to say. I also have the opportunity to study in such a good school. I really made a profit this time."
🍄The two-year-old cute baby is a 70cm small gas tank, round and chubby. Cute is cute, but my brother is so angry that he doesn't even know it yet. 💝Especially when the elder brother finally taught his younger sister to memorize "Ode to the Goose", and he didn't mind causing trouble even though he had a living father, the cute baby opened his mouth and said "goose teases goose teases goose teases, silly brother with a bow, white hair dyed green, red palms patting beaded hooves." This eight-year-old boy is angry. 🌿The little cute baby is also a master of self-PUA. Even if he is not confident, he has gained PUA confidence in himself, hahaha.
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