Pure Modern City System Stories: Comedy and Pranks 纯都市系统流 搞笑 整人

1. 1 直 Livestream: One Song, "Tears of a Dancer," Leaves Dai Xiaomei Stunned 直播：一首舞女泪，唱懵呆小妹 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On 50.3kReads9.1Score3.1kShelves

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   Live broadcast of the whole event, very funny, worth watching

2. 2 让 I Said Livestream, Not Make the Campus Queen Cry! 让你直播，没让你把校花搞哭！ Frost Moonfall霜月落Urban217k WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + hilarious comedy + pranks + ridiculous antics + nonstop dirty jokes] [If you don’t like comedy, don’t read this!] Ye Yi transmigrates to a parallel world and unlocks the God-Tier Prank Livestream System! Every prank livestream earns him an unbelievable reward! [Livestream task: Invite the campus belle home for dinner, then “accidentally” serve her the original-flavor Nine-Turn Large Intestine!] [Livestream task: Go to the gym, shout at a muscular guy that the gym only trains dea 891Reads8.1Score131Shelves

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   It looks good, but there is too little content [almost crying] [almost crying]

3. 3 怼 Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 怼人就能变强 Rich Young Master from a Poor Family寒门阔少Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world! 6kReads8.8Score801Shelves

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   Recommended humorous and high-quality novels about urban systems.

4. 4 在 I'm a Professional Contrarian, and I Only Pick Fights with Toxic Women 在下杠精，专杠渣女 Mo Huang Taiyi墨皇太一Urban836k WordsCompleted “Do you own a house?” “Do you own a car?” “I get fifteen thousand a month in spending money. Can you afford to support me?” At a café, Lin Yang's heavily made-up blind date glared at him and peppered him with questions. “Ding! The God-Tier Argumentative System has activated!” Just as Lin Yang was at a loss, his golden finger awakened. As long as he talked back, he could earn Argument Points. “Have you even looked at yourself? Your face is as caked in powder as a frost-covered donkey turd. Who kn 1.5kReads8.5Score179Shelves
5. 5 我 I Have an Anti-Scumbag System 我有一个反人渣系统 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [A different formula, a different kind of wish fulfillment!]“Ding! Successfully taught a gold-digging woman a lesson. Reward: one Maserati.” “Ding! Successfully dealt with a cheating scumbag. Reward: one luxury apartment.” “Ding! Successfully exposed a scam. Reward: one superpower.” After Chen Xuan gets the [Anti-Scumbag System], he specializes in dealing with all kinds of scumbags! Gold-diggers, cuckolders, cheaters, con artists, creeps... Every kind of scummy behavior falls within Chen Xuan's 248Reads8.6Score—Shelves
6. 6 系 The System Helps Me Make Enemies 系统带我拉仇恨 Severed Finger断指Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Drawing hatred is a solitary journey, one bound to bring doubts and ridicule along the way. But so what? Even if I end up covered in wounds, I’ll draw hatred in style. When life is going well, make sure to draw some hate. Don’t let it pile up into a mountain. I was born with a talent for drawing hate. A thousand enemies aren’t enough; bring on ten thousand more. I’m Ling Chen, and I’m the face of drawing hatred! 88Reads6.8Score—Shelves
7. 7 系 The System Forces Me to Become a Heartthrob 系统逼我当男神 Evil Bubble邪恶泡泡Urban2.0M WordsCompleted Su Shengchen has been feeling rather miserable lately. What's it like to have a ruthless, stingy System that keeps forcing you to become everyone's ideal heartthrob? Su Shengchen: System, do I get a school-district home gift pack from the start? System: [Magic Cube Investment] Stop dreaming. Su Shengchen: System, if I sign in every day, will I become a super-rich tycoon? System: [Alipay] You haven't even paid off your Huabei balance. Su Shengchen: System, as the protagonist, should I build a har 1.6kReads6.7Score150Shelves
8. 8 被 Cast Out by a Wealthy Family, I Became the God of the Divine Realm 被豪门抛弃后，我成了神域之神 Patrolling the Border on Horseback骑马巡边Urban558k WordsOngoing The Path to the Divine Realm: Supernatural Craftsmanship, No Choice but to Fight, A Narrow Escape Lu Chen is abducted by a mysterious figure on his way to school. His body is taken over and swapped, and he unexpectedly becomes a discarded son of a powerful family. But he soon discovers that the nightmare has only just begun. The family's true reason for raising this body was to turn him into a Divine Realm Envoy, the most dangerous profession in the Dragon Kingdom. Thus begins his perilous strug 13Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Urban superpower system, the protagonist kills decisively, the villain's IQ is online [Like][Like][Like]

9. 9 我 I Really Do Have a Soft-Rice-Eating King System 我真有一个软饭王系统 Song Xiangbai宋象白Urban2.0M WordsCompleted “Over 99 percent of the Host’s cells are dormant. You meet the basic requirements for living off others. Bind the system?” “Yes, yes! Bind it, right away!” Warning: To successfully live off others, you must first learn self-discipline!!! Warning: It’s a soft life, but you’ll still have to work hard. If you don’t like workaholics, don’t open this. Warning: The protagonist will live off lots of people (and animals). If that bothers you, don’t click. 142.1kReads9.3Score12.1kShelves

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   🍀Exquisite funny articles🔥🔥: Detect that the sub-host is too lazy and activate the soft rice system. Is the host bound? ①: If you want to successfully eat soft rice, you must first learn self-discipline!! ②: Although it is soft, it is rolled. If you want to eat this bowl of rice, you must roll it!! Feng Hao: "Then what use do I need your system for???"🦄🤟

10. 10 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: This Person's Beast Soul Evolves at an Incredible Speed 灵气复苏：这人的兽魂进化太快了 Purple Light紫光Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Comedy + urban life + academy + cultivation + ferocious beasts + secret realms] Lin Bei wakes up to find he has transmigrated to a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. Here, powerful ferocious beasts roam, and martial artists wield beast souls. Lin Bei binds himself to a daily sign-in mission System. Ask who's the biggest hotshot in Lin City, and they'll tell you: the Old Yin King of No. 5 High School. He gets a giant brick as a reward from the start. Just see if I won't smack you wit 27kReads9.0Score2.2kShelves
11. 11 回 After the College Entrance Exam, I Used My Foresight to Become a Tycoon 回到高考后，利用先知成富豪 The Twenty-Five-Thousand-Li Long March二万五千里长征路Urban841k WordsCompleted By a twist of fate, Chen Feiyu returns to the day after his class reunion, held after the college entrance exam. Using his information advantage, he makes up for past regrets. From the start, he sets his sights on the Brazil World Cup to earn his first fortune, then uses his expertise and memories to grow his money in the stock market. He also keeps in touch with his high school crush and his senior from university, wins the hearts of both beauties, and becomes a winner in life! 2.5kReads—Score128Shelves

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    After the college entrance examination, he was reborn, used his prophet to start a business in the university, and was surrounded by beautiful women.

12. 12 奇 Beyond the Extraordinary 奇人之上 Liu Bai流百Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Not a power fantasy] [Comeback] [Carefully laid groundwork] [Schemes within schemes] [Mystery] [Growing protagonist] [Ensemble cast] [High martial arts] [Transmigration] [Play the pig to eat the tiger] [Devouring and sacrifice] [Alternate world] [Technology] [No limits] [Everyone is unhinged] [Heartbreak after heartbreak] What exactly is up there? Lu Lin was blind for half his life, then got lucky and regained his sight. The world lit up, and he was left numb. From then on, ghosts and spirits o 2.7kReads9.3Score192Shelves

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    🍖🍖🌟A super nice novel is waiting for you to read! "The Strange One" takes you into a world full of fantasy and surprises! 💥 There are funny plots here to make you laugh out loud; exciting suspense elements to make your heart beat faster; and wonderful urban cultivation to satisfy your fantasy of being a fairy! 🎉 The protagonist Lu Lin undergoes a corneal transplant, which triggers a series of strange events, and he enters the world of strange people. What kind of wonderful adventure will he encounter? How will you carve out your own world in this world full of "neurotics"? 🤩 Come and join Lu Lin to uncover the mystery of the world of strange people! 💖

13. 13 都 The City Mystic Wu Xiaogou's Path to Immortality 都市神棍吴小苟修仙记 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Urban162k WordsOngoing [Invincible power fantasy + divination + urban cultivation + miracle doctor + comedy + flirting + demon slaying + ghost hunting] At the foot of Wusheng Mountain, the young Wu Xiaogou is raised by an old Daoist nicknamed “Lao Se Pi,” who teaches him “how to pick up girls,” “flirting techniques,” and “how to bluff with divination.” By a stroke of luck, his pet husky, the “Poop-Catching Emperor,” leads him into an ancient tomb, where he obtains the [Martial Saint Thunder Beast Divination System]. F 64Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Laugh until you crow! This article about urban immortality burned up my CPU. Who understands! After three days of watching "Urban God Stick Wu Puppy Cultivation to Immortality", I laughed so hard that my neighbors thought my house was being demolished! The protagonist Wu Xiaogou has an "unreliable" buff, and he also has two live pets on his way to immortality - the husky "Poop Catcher" who specializes in stealing the dog food of the golden retriever next door. The jokes are ridiculously dense: the alchemy furnace was used as a fireworks display by the "Shit King", the flying sword was slapped into the trash can by the "Queen Mother" with a paw, but it was more fun and it exploded. Every time the car overturned, he accidentally hit and picked up a big opportunity. If you haven't seen it, hurry up! If you miss this ridiculous and over-the-top book about cultivating immortality, you will really regret it and slap your thighs in the face! ❤️‍🩹

14. 14 化 I Became an Evil Cultivator. What Can Heaven Do to Me? 化身邪修天耐我何 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy221k WordsCompleted The Legend of Wu Xiaoxie, the Demonic Cultivator Who Fears Nothing tells the story of Wu Xiaoxie, a mysterious orphan, on his extraordinary path to immortality. Born with a wicked charm and a hideous scar, Wu Xiaoxie possesses a demonic cultivation talent that shocks the world. After saving a badly wounded demonic cultivator and receiving their techniques, he embarks on the path of demonic cultivation. Unrestrained in his ways and at odds with the righteous path, he becomes a thorn in its side. 39Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 15 滚 The Tough-as-Nails Fortune Teller Breaks into the Immortal Realm 滚刀肉卜卦闯仙界 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy416k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Absurd Humor + Nonsense + Xianxia + Spirit Beasts] Wu Tiedui stumbled upon a legacy in a ruined temple and kicked off comedy mode, beginning a life of laying low in the immortal realm! Greedy, lecherous, fond of good food, and lazy! 135Reads—Score—Shelves

Other lists with Livestream: One Song, "Tears of a Dancer," Leaves Dai Xiaomei Stunned