Hand Over Your Funny System Novels 把你们的搞笑系统小说交出来

1 我 I Create Myths in the Pub 我在酒馆造神话 Talking Watermelon说话的西瓜Eastern Fantasy65k WordsOngoing I traveled to a world full of myths, and I was accompanied by a silly system. Why do you say you are stupid? Because he only said two sentences to me in more than a thousand years! It finally spoke to me, and he actually told me that he and the author had played with too many scrapped hosts and had forgotten about me! Yes, it can communicate with the author, and he actually teamed up with the author of the novel to tease me! So irritating!!! Everyone was buzzing up and down, but I could only hol —Reads—Score—Shelves

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At the beginning of the game, Qin Shihuang fights aliens. The protagonist opens a tavern and is mocked by the alien beasts. The protagonist forgets his words and the author character who joins directly gives him the lines of the script. There is something novel about breaking the dimensional wall.

2 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 5.6kReads9.3Score859Shelves

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This is really funny, but it's too short

3 宠 Devoted Husband and Dad: My Wife Is Loaded 宠妻奶爸：我的老婆巨有钱 Running Little Pony奔跑的小马1.1M WordsCompleted [One Heroine] + [Dad Life] + [Cozy Everyday Moments] + [Lighthearted Fun] + [Sweet Romance] + [System] A kept-man story: the man stays home to care for the kids, while the woman earns money to support the family. 72Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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Both of these books are quite funny and the ratings are quite high.

5 高 Beast Taming in a High-Martial World: My Bandit Days Before Becoming an Emperor 高武御兽，我成帝前的土匪生活 Cloud Peak, Dawn Moon云峰晓月Urban2.0M WordsCompleted Spiritual qi revival sweeps the world. Drawn by an unknown region of the universe, Earth breaks away from its original galaxy and enters a new expanse of space. In this era, everyone joins the military to fight off alien races and defend humanity from outside threats. The ancient martial arts begin to rise again. Humans awaken the bloodlines of their ancient ancestors, while countless powerful warriors shed blood and sacrifice their lives to carve out a battlefield for the myriad races in the en 11.4kReads9.0Score762Shelves

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Funny text about the beast control system [shocked][admired][shy][blowing kiss]

6 穿 I Became a Tigress in the Beast World 穿成兽世母老虎 Old Qinggan老青柑Ancient Romance528k WordsCompleted She had transmigrated into this world only a few days ago when she noticed something strange on the soles of her feet. Bending down to look, she saw three beast seals branded on her soles, quietly inscribed and vividly lifelike: A green, vine-like taipan snake A deep, dusky blue Black Tortoise, as if formed from condensed water A bird that seemed born from fire, wreathed in leaping flames that scorched the heavens Every line pulsed with mysterious power, as if telling of an ancient pact. 5.4kReads9.1Score337Shelves

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Funny and cute [love] [laugh]

7 开 From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money! 348.4kReads9.7Score35.8kShelves

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This could have been okay

8 曹 Cao Cao Transmigrates into Tang Sanzang 曹操穿越成唐僧 Where Does the Wind Come From?风来何处Eastern Fantasy624k WordsCompleted A downright hilarious book! “Wukong, let me be honest with you. I love this demon general to death. I don't care whose subordinate or mount he is, he has to join our westbound pilgrimage!” --------The demons have powerful connections early on, with little variation. Later chapters... bring a huge twist!! An offbeat, surreal Journey to the West! It also takes a look at the relationships and rivalries along the pilgrimage from Cao Cao's point of view. “Why has everyone taken all my demon generals? 333Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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It's not a system, but it's funny, check it out.

9 从 Ruling the Entertainment World, Starting with Crosstalk 从相声开始称霸娱乐圈 Three Jin of Wine酒三斤Urban1.0M WordsCompleted In the year 2023 of the Hanhua calendar, the Yunshe Society, the largest crosstalk troupe in the Hanhua Kingdom, opened a branch in Jinmen, a city known for its crosstalk. As a rookie in the Long division, Chi Huo felt the pressure of being the first performer at the Jinmen branch's opening show... 1.9kReads9.0Score102Shelves

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Take a look, take a look.

14 穿 Trapped in a Palace Intrigue Game: If I Can’t Die, I’ll Go Crazy 穿进宫斗游戏，死不掉就发疯 Lysine赖氨酸Ancient Romance225k WordsCompleted [Goofy comedy, lighthearted with no angst] Who can live without going a little crazy? Going temporarily insane is how you stay sane in the long run! Wang Tiemei transmigrated into an old palace-romance game she'd played years ago and gained an invincible mode: no death, no injuries, and no pain. In other words, she could go wild in the imperial harem to her heart's content. Before entering the palace System: "Your father tells you that you've been selected. How should you respond?" "I refuse to 63Reads8.3Score—Shelves

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Please check it, Your Majesty

15 我 I Came to Earth to Be a God 我到地球来当神 I'm Purple Light我是紫光Ancient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing Female-Led + Interstellar + No System + Eastern Fantasy + Light-Novel Style + Ensemble Cast Growth + One True Pair The title may give the wrong impression that this is a story about a charlatan or a comedy, but the actual story is a slow burn with a vast world. The protagonist, Youtan, is stranded on Earth after a spaceship accident. In search of energy, she travels across the planet alone, eventually journeying with an Earth mage, a young hunter, and others. The story revolves around the power 31Reads—Score—Shelves

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The setting is novel, fresh and humorous, fantasy-colored stories about gods and demons, niche themes

16 徒 Disciple, You're Invincible Now. Go Down the Mountain and Wreak Havoc with Your Junior Sister 徒儿，你无敌了下山祸害你师妹吧 Li Tianlang李天狼Urban367k WordsCompleted A young monk descends the mountain to become the greatest hero under heaven. He becomes the great hero in the hearts of countless beauties, standing center stage and dazzling beneath the spotlights. 225Reads—Score—Shelves

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Take a look at the prosperity of the world.