Thank you for calling Universal Services. You have reached the Cosmic Consultation Department. I am Consultation Entity ZX # AP8T EF09.
You can call me Eve 09, or just Eve.
You can ask me any questions, bring us any requests, or just have a chat.
Our company serves clients across the multiverse and parallel worlds. Whether you want to transmigrate, be reborn, experience reincarnation, or obtain a System, we can help.
We can provide services for almost anything you can think of, even things capable of turning the world upside down.
So, how do you contact us?
Just ask your System. It contains a hyperspatial communication channel for contacting us.
Want to know why our company exists?
Sorry, that information is confidential.
But... if you really want to know, maybe you should come chat with me more often.
Talk long enough, and I might accidentally let something slip.
- Eve
