Miss, Stop Clinging to Me! I Joined the Dating Show Just to Take a Vacation

After saving enough retirement money for ten lifetimes, Lin Xian decided to quit showbiz and lie flat.

To avoid a sky-high penalty for breaking his contract during the final month, he was forced to join the livestreamed dating show Heart's Manor, where he awakened the [Life Vacation System]. The more he enjoyed himself, the more incredible his rewards became!

And so the dating show went completely off the rails.

On the first day, during the mutual-pick round, everyone else wrote thousand-word essays to show off like peacocks. Lin Xian's hand got tired, so he drew a turtle and picked the aloof heiress Shen Youchu at random. Somehow, the two of them were locked together!

The next day came a marathon under the blazing sun. The winner would stay in a romantic mansion, while the losers would go to a wilderness cabin.

Lin Xian lay flat at the starting line and forfeited. "At the mansion, you'd have to eat cold meals and wear a suit. At the cabin, you can wear shorts, enjoy the sea breeze, and roast a whole lamb. Only an idiot would compete!"

Just as the whole internet was about to call him useless, the heiress lifted her designer dress and gave up the mansion to join him in the penalty zone!

They went beachcombing for lobsters, baked beggar's chicken in a clay oven, and drank iced sour plum soup in the shade. The two of them turned their place of exile into Back to Field!

The viewers were stunned: [He's not really slacking off. He slacks off selectively. He's as cunning as a fox!]

But near the end of the dating show, Lin Xian, who never competed, suddenly got up early to do push-ups and stew a ten-tonic nourishing soup.

As the whole internet stared in shock, the heiress, wearing silk pajamas, rubbed her eyes and walked into the frame. "Lin Xian, the fortune-teller said I'm short on yang energy, so I need eight hours of cuddling today. Is the soup ready?"

Lin Xian covered the camera with one hand.

The whole internet lost it: [You beast! Let go of the heiress. Just go back to slacking off!]