[Post-2000s Kid Brings Dad Along] [Bickering Couple] [Fishing Village] [Showbiz Comeback] [Funny but Not Brain-Dead] [Adorable Kid Heals Hearts] [Whole Village's Beloved] [Lighthearted Wish Fulfillment] [Absurd Comedy] [Billionaire Female CEO]
A post-2000s slacker refuses to work overtime and heads back to his village to take it easy. That very day, a two-and-a-half-year-old bundle of joy blocks his door.
"Uncle, I'll pay you three grilled sausages a day to be my dad!"
Her dad cries even louder than she does, bawling at the first power outage. The System immediately rewards him with god-tier cooking skills and a hit variety show.
While I lie on the tidal flats scrolling on my phone, my daughter dances an absurd version of the Third Subject driving test and catches octopuses. Our cheerful livestream takes the whole internet by storm.
Experts angrily condemn making money while raising a kid as a waste of his future. My daughter jumps onto the table, shields me like a bulletproof vest, and fires back at them all.
Later, a trillion-yuan female CEO goes undercover for a visit and refuses to leave. Blushing, she asks, "I'll give you my trillion-yuan fortune. Can I get a lifetime annual pass to be her mom?"
