Yun Shu transmigrated into the Great Yan Dynasty as a little eunuch serving in the palace, and she wasn't even a real eunuch.
All she wanted was to keep a low profile, save up enough gossip points to exchange for a billion-dollar fortune, and return to the modern world.
But the System she was bound to was a blabbermouth, and the entire royal family heard every one of her gossip-filled thoughts loud and clear.
[The Minister of Revenue is crying poverty? His secret stash could support three mistresses in enemy territory.]
[The Empress Dowager put Broken Heart Powder in the emperor's calming soup? Good grief, is that really his mother?]
[What, the new top scorer wants to confess to me?!! Please, I'm a "eunuch"!!]
The faces of the court officials turned ashen, but the tyrant Xiao Heng drew his sword right there in court, executed corrupt ministers, and purged the rebel faction. Then, as an afterthought, he promoted her to First-Rank Chief Eunuch.
Princes stuffed her with banknotes, princesses gave her jewelry, and even envoys from enemy states begged her to spare them with her words.
Just as the treasury overflowed and she'd saved enough points, Yun Shu prepared to run. But the tyrant blocked her in front of the imperial bed: "Chief Eunuch, when will you take off that eunuch's robe and become my empress?"
