My Immortal Register Arrived a Hundred Years Early from the Start, and I Become an Immortal by Burning Trash

Lu Chengxian binds himself to the [Peaceful Immortal Register], a book from a hundred years in the future.

The problem is, the Register records only the apocalyptic calamities that will devastate the world a hundred years from now!

[Warning! One of the Six Calamities, "Green Hall," has appeared. It once devoured nine temples and defeated three altar sect masters. Register holder, retreat at once...]

Lu Chengxian glances at the moldy, broken meditation cushion under the cabinet and expressionlessly tosses it into the paper-burning furnace.

[BOOM! You have slain an apocalyptic calamity despite being outmatched! Reward: Twelve years of pure-yang cultivation! Pure-yang altar fire!]

[Warning! The "City-Locking Spike" has descended. It once sealed the life gates of nine cities! Touch it and die instantly...]

Lu Chengxian feels the five-cent steel nail he took from a construction site in his pocket, then casually hammers it into the Taoist temple's crossbar.

[Ding! You have successfully sealed an ominous, cursed weapon! Reward: Empowerment of your natal warding object, Art of Illuminating Things and Seeing Through Illusions!]

[Warning! The evil fiend "Boat-Swallowing Lichen" is parasitizing a waterway. All life will be cut off...]

Lu Chengxian uses a shovel to lift a tattered anti-slip mat at the construction site. "Old Liang, can I take this scrap and burn it?"

[Congratulations! You have eradicated the apocalyptic lichen progenitor! Reward: Six years of cultivation! Heavenly merit increased by 9,999+!]

The evil overlords destined to destroy the world a hundred years from now haven't even left the beginner's village before a little Taoist priest uses them as table legs!

Lu Chengxian: "Wait, you call this pile of junk an apocalyptic disaster?!"