Only 18, and I Have a Late-Life Hero System?!

[A youthful, gorgeous catgirl maid? No, you can't find her interesting. After all, you're already seventy and officially retired from your post as a hero. Compared to the catgirl maid, the lady at the next table in a purple gauze dress has much more allure.]

[Option One: Invite the lady at the next table for a drink. You've got plenty of pension money, after all, and dying before you've spent it all is the greatest tragedy (Charm +1, Points +50, Flirting Talent)]

[Option Two: One drink doesn't quite cut it, so you decide to invite her to dinner. You've got plenty of pension money, and you'll never spend it all (Charm +2, Points +100, Stamina Potion)]

[Option Three: You suddenly miss your late wife, Lena Leonard Sislett. You decide you shouldn't hit on the lady, so you give the catgirl maid some money as a tip (Free Attribute Points +5, Lottery Chance x1)]

[Make your choice. Complete the option's task to receive the corresponding reward, or spend 100 points to refresh the random option task.]

Lin En stared, stunned, at the transparent panel that had suddenly appeared.

Wait, what?

I'm only eighteen! I just transmigrated into this world's newbie village! What's this about being a retired hero in his twilight years?!

Where the hell am I supposed to get an endless pension?!

And how the hell do I have a late wife???

And seriously, the catgirl maid is way more alluring than the lady at the next table!