"An F-rank civilian-class butcher's cleaver? You're only good for selling pork in the old town for the rest of your life!"
At the awakening ceremony, the whole school was laughing at Chu Kuangge. The school bully even got right in his face, threatening to rip off both his arms.
But they didn't know that this busted old cleaver was called [Time]! It was the only God-rank talent!
With a swing, it could slash away your lifespan, drain your vitality, and even chop the special move you just learned right out of your memory!
The only catch was that whenever this busted cleaver unleashed its ultimate move, it blew his clothes off!
To avoid running around naked in front of the whole school, Chu Kuangge had no choice but to kidnap the S-rank school beauty, his childhood friend.
"Jiaojiao, shine the lights! Blind them all!"
Amid a blinding burst of sunlight, Chu Kuangge used the speed of an eighteen-year-old lifelong bachelor to change clothes and put on sunglasses in an instant, then crushed the school bully's head beneath his foot.
"Surprised? Didn't see that coming?"
When the gods of countless races descended, thinking they could keep humanity as livestock, they saw a boy in cartoon-print boxers, carrying a butcher's cleaver and grinning from ear to ear.
"Gods, line up, please. Today I only take lifespan, not cash!"
