On my first night after transmigrating, I landed right on the tyrant's bed!
Xiao Xuexue, a top modern-day man-eater, is drunk and bleary-eyed. Feeling the man's perfect eight-pack abs, she mistakes the drugged, celibate tyrant for a "handsome ancient-style male model" at a nightclub.
She gets the premium service right then and there!
One wild night, and she leaves him thoroughly satisfied.
She leaves him with a note: [Nice technique. I'll book you again next time.]
Then she makes a quick getaway!
[System notification: Ultimate ten-billion cash reward activated. Host, continue sleeping your way into the tyrant's favor and greedily drain his dragon energy!]
With the whole palace hunting her, modern-day man-eater Xiao Xuexue launches one outrageous scheme after another:
[On poisoning] A vicious palace rival secretly slips her an undetectable dose of deadly poison. Xiao Xuexue drinks it, burps, and says, "That's it? Even the gutter oil back in my world had more kick!" (Everyone freezes.)
[On biological warfare] Xiao Xuexue catches an ordinary seasonal flu. A group of scheming consorts come to pick a fight, and the next day they all collapse with influenza A, wiped out as a group! (The whole palace loses it.)
[On spending the night with the Emperor] The tyrant visits in the middle of the night to demand answers. Xiao Xuexue lies across the imperial desk in black stockings and calls out, "Hey, handsome, want a membership card?" (The celibate tyrant blushes and is completely overpowered in return!)
The palace's residents clutch their heads and cry: "Seriously, what kind of demon reincarnation is Consort Xue?"
Murong Jin (gritting his teeth with a cold smile, one hand on his waist): "You slept with me and thought you could run? Not a chance! I'll interrogate you myself... every day! Every night!"
Xiao Xuexue (smiling faintly as she raises an eyebrow): "Then you had better put on a good show, Your Majesty. After all, I only pick the most intense one~"
It's the author's new book! Everyone come and check it out. With her mouth full of charm, does our Snow Queen even have to worry about starving from points? Little Peach's thought process is hilarious too; her ideas are all wrong, but the result is always right. Everyone come and see how our Snow Queen fiercely seduces the pure-hearted Emperor Murong Jin. Looking forward to more new plot developments!
It's hilarious and makes me happy.
I really love the outfit design 🤤🤤🤤