I'm Just a Blond Punk, Can I Really Influence How the World Works?

[Truman Show] [Classic of Mountains and Seas] [Blond Hero Saves the World] [One-on-One Romance]

Chen Ye, with his shockingly bright yellow hair, is the notorious bottom-rung loser of the old district.

From childhood onward, he has been plagued by bad luck. Even drinking water gives him toothaches, instant noodles never come with seasoning packets, every place he works goes bankrupt, and even his parents died in a bizarre car accident. His family is utterly destitute.

In this cold world, the only person who ever gave him warmth was Su Qiyue, the aloof campus belle and his childhood friend who lived across the hall.

Chen Ye knows he's a hopeless case. To keep from dragging this flower on a high mountain down with him, whenever Su Qiyue shows him concern, he just smokes and jiggles his leg, driving her away with the crudest words he can manage.

That is, until Chen Ye accidentally stumbled into an underground passage in the old district and overheard an urgent call from behind a door:

"Warning! Chen Ye's terrible attitude has pushed Su Qiyue's emotional state past the threshold. A magnitude-10 tsunami has appeared in the Pacific Ocean!"

"Activate Script No. 3,600 immediately! Make Chen Ye break his leg tonight! Their relationship must not undergo a fundamental change. If Su Qiyue loses control of her emotions, the Zhulong genes will run completely wild, and Blue Star will be destroyed in three seconds!"

The cigarette fell from Chen Ye's hand and hit the ground.

So my twenty years of bad luck were all because you people ganged up to put on a show for me?!