The World's Strange Entities Keep Sending Themselves to Their Deaths, and My System Is Too Mean

[Funny and Lighthearted] [Comedy System]

Chen Shi had barely transmigrated and hadn't even had a chance to make his grand plans come true when he was forcibly drafted into the "Strange Heavenly Ark," which hovered above the globe. The global survival rate was only 17%?

Staring at the terrifying survival rate, Chen Shi hadn't even had time to buy spirit money when a brain-dead System claiming to be "your dad" spoke up in his mind.

[Ding! Newbie quest: Shout "I'm an idiot" and spin around three times. Reward: Substitute Death Doll!]

Chen Shi: "...Can I still return the System?"

System: "The doors are welded shut. How about a bottle of 1982 Nongfu Spring to calm your nerves?"

While everyone else was terrified out of their wits and stabbing each other in the back inside the eerie dungeons,

Chen Shi maintained his aloof persona as a conquest expert, mocking the System as he cleared one challenge after another.

Chen Shi: "In my last life, I wrote a protagonist who got sent to his death. In this life, karma's making me send myself to my death... Wait, this horse bezoar can really be exchanged for ten million? System, let's talk this over!"