[This is the second part of You Were Told to Be a Lazybones, Yet You Taught Diao Chan to Wear Black Stockings. You can enjoy it without reading the first part; just think of it as a heavily altered version.]
[Historical What-If] [Everyone Hears Inner Thoughts] [Lazybones Slacking Off] [Overwhelming Firepower] [Subverting Expectations]
Su Mu had just smashed his way through the chaos of the Three Kingdoms and was ready to tearfully enjoy ten thousand episodes of retirement with his stunning wives. Then everything went black, and he and his entire crew were transported back to the Great Qin!
From the start, he runs straight into black-armored Qin cavalry hunting the young Xiang Yu. Their squad leader draws his sword with a sneer, daring to set his sights on Diao Chan and Cai Wenji!
Su Mu lifts an eyelid and activates the Lazybones Login System:
Refuse to work yourself to the bone, let your subordinates handle it, and get a complete set of modern military hardware as a reward!
"Fengxian, send them on their way!"
Lu Bu hefts a six-barreled Gatling gun in one hand and roars, "Friends have come from afar. No matter how far they've traveled, they must be exterminated!"
Three thousand armor-piercing rounds per minute tear through the air!
The veteran Huang Zhong sets up a sniper rifle a hundred paces away and blows the head off a Qin officer with one shot!
Thirty-six elite Qin soldiers in full armor are reduced to shattered men and horses in an instant, becoming a cloud of blood mist!
Eleven-year-old Xiang Yu's double pupils quake. He drops to his knees on the spot. "Please teach me, sir!"
In the Hall of Four Seas' Unity, Ying Zheng stares at the brass cartridge case brought before him and furiously summons three thousand Great Wall cavalry to seal off Guanzhong.
The First Emperor looks at the Gatling cartridge case and sinks into deep thought.
Wow, the author even wrote a sequel! I have to give it a thumbs up!