Confiscation and Exile? I Turn Around and Steal the Tyrant's Dragon Bed

Let's get this straight: this is the most audacious exile ever, bar none!

The entire Dingyuan Marquis household is sentenced to exile after being condemned to death, and the whole capital is waiting to laugh at them.

But three-year-old Su Tangtang binds herself to a construction space, and her cheat is so powerful it becomes a problem: there's so much stuff, they can't possibly eat it all!

The night before the confiscation.

The little girl dashes around on her short legs, touching everything. Not a single chest is left behind, not even the floor tiles for the officials.

The result: The Vice Minister of Revenue and twenty men confiscate two broken water jars.

The whole internet is stunned: "Wait, was the Dingyuan Marquis household really this poor?!"

On the road to exile.

While everyone else eats sandy dishwater, the entire Su family hides under a broken carriage.

The result: They secretly set up a little copper stove and eat lamb hot pot until they're sweating buckets.

The escorting official, sniffing: "Where's that smell of meat coming from? Am I imagining things?"

They encounter bandits blocking the road.

Two hundred bandits raise their knives to rob the women. The little girl pretends to cry and throws out a flash grenade.

The result: The bandits are wiped out, rolling on the ground and covering their eyes.

The bandits, breaking down: "What kind of divine punishment spell did that three-year-old throw?!"

From then on, the Northern Frontier has a three-year-old tyrant with an excavator!