[Subverts Expectations + Lighthearted Cultivation + Fourth Wall + Hilarious Delusional Misreadings + Driving the Author Mad]
The sect's prodigies trample me underfoot and dig out my spiritual root, then expect me to take the blame for the scheming junior sister?
At the critical moment, Lin Yan hears the clacking of a mechanical keyboard from the heavens above and sees black Song-style characters appear in midair:
[Author's Note: Hehe, I'll torment the protagonist for thirty chapters first and crank the emotions up to the max!]
Lin Yan gets it right away: What kind of stupid Heavenly Dao is this? It's just a word-typing hack who scrapes by on perfect-attendance bonuses!
You want me to suffer patiently and endure hardship? Not a chance!
When a villain comes to dig out his spiritual root, Lin Yan thrusts his own carotid artery forward. "Come on, stab me to death! The whole book will end right here. Let's see how this damn author will pay rent next month!"
When an aloof empress offers to take him as her disciple, Lin Yan pulls out a tonsure razor. "Don't try to fool me with a tortured master-disciple romance. I'm becoming a monk today and cutting off the romance plot for good!"
Dare to use a typo to screw me over? I'll take my clothes off and summon the 404 divine beast to get your book blocked!
Dare to pad the word count with shocked bystanders? I'll snap the word chain in half and force the story to skip straight to Foundation Establishment!
