Transformed into a White-Haired Sword Immortal, but Penniless

[Gender-bending + rebellious disciple who seduces her master + stunning white-haired beauty + a cold exterior and a devilish heart + spectacular folklore and strange tales + bizarre negative traits + conceptual loopholes + everyone overreads everything + rich-woman love triangle]

After becoming the max-level white-haired beauty he'd created himself, Bai Burang possessed the greatest swordsmanship talent in the world and a cool, immortal-like face that left everyone spellbound.

By all rights, she should have been following the aloof sword immortal's path of "one sword to break all techniques."

Unfortunately, from the start she came with two negative traits: [Nothing to My Name] and [Attracts Trouble and Monsters]. Not only was she poorer than a beggar, but her cheap master had even swiped her only travel money to buy wine. Worse, all kinds of demons, ghosts, and evil spirits lined up to crash into her!

Fortunately, every time she solved a supernatural mystery, she could draw a bizarre trait with a random, godawful side effect:

She drew [Turn Food into Swords]. Stuffing herself with food could turn it into cultivation power, though to onlookers she looked like an immortal sipping dew. The only problem was that she got hungry again too fast.

There were also [Red Sleeves Add a Sword] and [Debts Don't Matter When You Have Too Many]... The more traits she stacked, the weirder they got, and the more bizarre the story became!

As long as my mind is devilish enough, the taboos and rules of the evil spirits in the sky can't control me!

Years later, Bai Burang reached the pinnacle with a whole collection of bizarre traits.

Behind her were a coldly beautiful ghost queen chasing her for repayment, a fox-spirit shopkeeper eager to feed her, and beside her was her handsome and beautiful drunkard master, who was always so thoroughly fooled by his own rebellious disciple that he didn't know which way was up.

Bai Burang rested a hand on her sword hilt, her face full of compassion.

"I devoted myself to the Dao, but these demons and ghosts simply offered too much."