Huh? What Do You Mean My Wife Is My Assassination Target?

[Lighthearted comedy + Mutual devotion + Two equally unhinged leads + Both are each other's only partners + Sweet romance]

[Cold-faced, cute, innocent older man x bold, shameless, sweet-on-the-outside schemer, baby girl]

The male lead is reserved at first, then gets hot and bothered later. He talks tough but acts soft the whole time, letting his little wife treat him like a stray dog. In front of her, he puts on a cold, aloof act, gets a little haughty, and blushes easily.

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Yin Jingchen is the head of a top-tier wealthy family, a beautiful madwoman who's ruthless and merciless.

She was planning to kill her uncle herself, but someone beat her to it.

To find the assassin who stole her kill, she disguised herself as a sweet, helpless little flower and deliberately got close.

She never expected that she'd come away with an absolute treasure!

He could be both a father and an older brother. One moment he was acting aloof, the next he had a fever.

Date him!

This is exactly the kind of man to date: seemingly chaste, but a shameless flirt behind closed doors!

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Ye Xiao is a top assassin who loves sweets more than life itself, and also the runaway heir of an old-money German family.

Bad news: he missed out on today's discounted groceries.

Good news: he met his dream girl at the supermarket.

His little wife is fair-skinned, beautiful, delicate, and clingy, with a whole basket of wicked ideas. Every time she calls him "Hubby," his heart melts.

Before his wife's identity is exposed:

"Yin Jingchen? A woman with no bottom line like that deserves to go to hell."

After his wife's identity is exposed:

"My wife is just a kid. Why are you picking a fight with her?"

"She has to be ruthless. Why don't you feel sorry for her? Why are you blaming her instead?"

"How can you be so heartless? You might as well just die. (I mean that literally.)"

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This is not a strong woman with a weak man! This is not a female-led story!

Readers who want an empowering heroine or a heroine-centric story, steer clear. This is a fluffy, brainless sweet romance!

They're both hopeless romantics, and they take love seriously. Wife/husband > everything.