Great Ming: Face-to-Face Remonstrance, Chongzhen Completely Loses It

[Five thousand years of Chinese history, with dynasties taking turns onstage and the story refreshing repeatedly! Not just face-to-face remonstrations, but also iron-fisted confiscations, fighting for the people, making up for regrets, and other thrilling scenes]

When life as a wage slave has you swallowing humiliation, why not go back to ancient times and become a censor, curse the emperor to his face, and rake in the cash!

Lu Yuan, who had just quit his job, binds to the Death-Remonstration Cash-Out System. He can cash out a fortune in yuan by cursing a foolish ruler and getting sentenced to death!

First stop: the Chongzhen era at the end of the Ming dynasty.

At a fundraising banquet, Chongzhen wears a patched dragon robe and begs for military funds, while his wealthy father-in-law, Zhou Kui, clutches a golden bowl and cries poverty. "My family has no grain to spare either. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do!"

Lu Yuan barges in carrying Guanyin clay and flips over the imperial banquet table:

"Nothing you can do? Then don't do it!"

"Zhu Youjian! You impose extra taxes on people who are starving to death, but wag your tail for nobles rolling in wealth? Quit putting on this sob story!"

Chongzhen flies into a rage: "Flay him and stuff him with straw! Exterminate his entire clan!"

Lu Yuan sticks out his neck. "Put some spirit into it! If you don't wipe out ten generations, you're no emperor of mine!"

After changing his secret identity for the Nth time: "Youjian, set the table straight. Dad's back to teach you another lesson!"

Chongzhen, clinging to the imperial table: "Stay away from my table!"

Second stop: Xianyang Palace in the Great Qin.

"Fusu, you filial fool! You got a fake edict and obediently tried to slit your throat? Are you trying to be a stepping stone for Zhao Gao and Hu Hai?"

Fusu: "Where is Meng Tian? Come with me to purge the court!"

Ying Zheng: "?"

Third stop: the Tang dynasty's Tiance Palace.

Lu Yuan: "Blades flash before Xuanwu Gate. Li Er, put some spirit into it!"

Li Shimin, his voice cracking: "Eight hundred cavalry it is!"

Fourth stop: Bianliang during the Jingkang Incident.

The two emperors, Huizong and Qinzong, think resisting the Jin is too hard? Then don't do it. Go sit in a well at Wuguo City and watch the sky!

Fifth stop: the Three Kingdoms at the end of the Han dynasty...

Read the story: My name is on every page of five thousand years of history!