[Cute little one + gossip livestream + ensemble cast + anti-System + multiple personalities + cultivation + lighthearted comedy]
Five-year-old treasure Bao'er sneaks into the cultivation world to resolve the problem with her constitution.
She brings along a mountain of spirit stones from the demon clan, but before she can enjoy herself for more than a few days, her third senior brother, Qin Hao, finds her.
His reason for taking her in is rock-solid: he’s afraid she’ll grow up to become the cultivation world’s greatest menace.
On her first day following her third senior brother, she runs into a female cultivator who has a “System.”
To ruin the “System girl’s” luck, Bao'er secretly pulls out the Myriad Phenomena Mirror and starts the cultivation world’s first livestream.
This immediately alerts all the big shots in the cultivation world.
True Lord Guhong: “Which one of you is the gossip queen? How dare you spread rumors that I’m gay and like wearing women’s clothes?”
Dao Venerable Fengqing asks coldly, “Gossip queen, come out! You dared to make things up about me too. Who gave you the nerve?”
Bao'er puts away the Myriad Phenomena Mirror and cowers behind Qin Hao, silently wailing inside:
It really wasn’t her! Her big brother and her dad told her those things. She’d only just learned how to use the internet back then and wanted to give it a try. She couldn’t resist, and ended up becoming the gossip queen everyone in the cultivation world despises.
At the last moment, Dao Venerable Fengqing notices the great butterfly demon in her hair. His expression shifts, and he calms the crowd before taking her back to his sect and accepting her as a disciple.
After taking a master, getting scolded, and finally settling down, Bao'er has quieted down.
As if!
Now that she has a legitimate identity, she’s specifically targeting those chosen by fate who have a “System”: she exposes their gossip, ruins their luck, and then devours their Systems. That’s how she’ll save the cultivation world and her whole family.