I Really Don't Want to Become a Martial Sage, but My Cultivation Techniques Keep Grinding on Their Own

Lu Yuan transmigrates to a world of martial arts and demons, where human life is worth less than grass, and becomes the young master of the Lu Family Martial Arts School.

His attitude: "I've worked myself to the bone in my previous life. In this one, I just want to listen to music at the pleasure quarters and be a carefree young master who can lie flat!"

So he spends his days eating, drinking, and having fun, living the good life. He plans to use his proud fiancée's visit to break off their engagement as an excuse to walk away from the rat race. But the [Martial Cauldron] in his mind suddenly awakens, imbuing his techniques with intelligence, and the techniques inside him go completely wild!

[The Blazing Fire Palm can't stand seeing its cauldron master humiliated. It flies into a rage and activates on its own: "Breaking off the engagement? Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river! Don't bully a poor young man! I have the bearing of a Great Emperor. The day I transform into the Great Sun Golden Crow Divine Palm will be the day your Martial Sect is destroyed!"]

[The Black Tortoise Stance pays no mind to worldly affairs. It silently circulates for thirty thousand cycles, comprehends the Great Dao, and advances to the Black Tortoise Creation Secret Art, extending the cauldron master's life by ten thousand years!]

[The Iron Shirt falls into severe paranoia, imagining itself the target of persecution. It frantically drives itself to work harder and harder, forcing its way into becoming the Indestructible Vajra Body, impervious to all arts!]

Lu Yuan is dumbfounded. He only wants to take it easy and be a spoiled rich kid, but the techniques inside him cultivate more diligently than anyone else, driving his power through the roof. The whole world thinks he is an unparalleled master who is simply good at hiding his true strength!

Years later, as Lu Yuan stands before a crowd of thousands, hailed as the Martial Saint after shattering the void with one punch, he is on the verge of tears:

"What Martial Saint? Who's the Martial Saint? I really just want to slack off! Ancestors of my techniques, please stop working yourselves to the bone!"