
I Was Supposed to Bring the Kids, So Why Is the Whole Class Made Up of S-Rank Eeries?
说好带萌娃,怎么全班都是S级诡异
by At the Foot of the Western Mountain (西山下)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 83k Words
- Genre
- Mystery
- Subgenre
- Mystery High-Concept
- Updated
- 2d ago
- English
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Synopsis
[Rule Horror] [Adorable Child Protagonist Doted on by All] [The Uncanny Descends] [Strong Female Lead] [Satisfying Face-Slapping] [Live Streaming]
"Nuonuo's parents, raw food isn't hygienic for children, so I've switched her to hot porridge."
"Agu's parents, using his ribs as darts could hurt someone. I suggest building more blocks with him at home."
"Any other parents have complaints? If not, please tone down the black aura. It's blocking the children from collecting their little red flowers."
In a livestream watched by the entire internet, eight city-destroying, top-tier uncanny beings sat obediently on little stools below, too scared to make a sound. The Special Investigations Bureau and billions of viewers had their entire worldview shattered.
Who could have guessed that half a month earlier, when Jiang Yu'an was randomly assigned to this uncanny daycare, everyone thought she wouldn't survive the first day?
Other people entered the daycare and treated the bloody rules on the walls like sacred edicts. They screamed in terror at the children and schemed against each other to steal points.
Veteran game designer Jiang Yu'an entered the daycare and, on the very first day, found a loophole that locked the rules in a deadlock. She secured the entire facility's sole [Rule Revision] permission under her own name.
In other people's eyes, they were S-rank, city-destroying monstrosities, savage and violent, the kind that could kill you with a touch. In hers, they were just a bunch of little toddlers whose heads fell off with no one to pick them up, who had no one to cover them when they were afraid of the light, and who had no one to cook for them when they were hungry.
She set rules where rules were needed, handed out candy when it was called for, and casually rewrote the daycare's exploitative regulations into a series of child-protection mandates.
And so everything took a drastic turn:
While other teachers were chased down the hall, screaming for their mothers, eight little ones fought over the chance to cling to her legs in the classroom.
While other teachers signed toxic contracts that mortgaged their lives to compete for the rankings, her little ones lined up to grind points for her, hoping she'd win the outstanding teacher bonus.
Even the top-tier uncanny daycare director, who devoured living people at the slightest provocation, had to greet her with a smile and hand over her bonus.
Someone broke down and demanded to know what gave her the right.
Jiang Yu'an calmly closed her notebook.
"You treat them like monsters and drive them mad with your deadly rules."
"I'm different."
She'd protect the children in her class, change every rotten rule that stood in her way, and sooner or later turn this rickety daycare into a garden where she called the shots.
