The Little Demon Pill Comes Down the Mountain, and Immortal Cultivation Bigwigs Fight to Be Her Dad

Her master said she was short on gold and short on virtue. She needed to do more good deeds and stop causing trouble. Only after her merit was complete could she ascend to immortality with him.

In Huang Batian's mind, that automatically translated to: "Do more good deeds? Cause trouble!"

And so, four-year-old little menace Huang Batian went down the mountain with her unorthodox demonic techniques!

The first person she saved was Baili Heng, the leader of the righteous path. The moment the thousand-year iceberg saw Huang Batian, he decided she was his adopted daughter, with no blood relation, and instantly transformed into a doting dad.

No spiritual root? No talent? He simply assigned four elders to teach her. Surely they could cultivate at least one skill in her.

Huang Batian's response: Talent? How could any talent compare to the appeal of demonic cultivation?

No talent for alchemy: she became a professional demolition expert.

No talent for sword cultivation: her sword was made from a meteorite magnet, the natural bane of sword cultivators.

No talent for crafting weapons: if she just smashed other people's weapons, how was that not weapon crafting?

No talent for taming beasts: she couldn't learn even the most basic tunes, but she could play awful ones in return and annoy demons and beasts into surrendering.

Geniuses felt ashamed in her presence, while demons and beasts wept.

Most importantly, why had one demon lord after another gathered around her, all powerful figures?

The leader of the righteous path, the emperor of the demon race, the king of the underworld... Why had even the Demon Venerable, who loved to wage war on the righteous realms, stopped fighting and killing for her sake?

And why were they fighting for custody? Wait, I've seen plenty of men and women competing for love, but who said there'd be a competition between dads, too?!