The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: When the Kids Go Quiet, They're Definitely Up to No Good

[No CP + Loves fluffy things + Raising a child + Everyday life + Comedic antics + OOC warning + Little boy]

Question: What do you do if your cat turns into a child?

Wu Xie decides to wait for the authorities to come knocking at his door.

Authorities: Mr. Wu Xie, you are legally responsible for manually leaving your biological child at the entrance to an orphanage.

Wu Xie: !!? I don't even know him! Who else was I supposed to leave him with?!

Authorities: Sorry, but our records show that you are related as parent and child.

Wu Xie points to himself, then at the child lying in the stroller with fluffy ears and a tail, and can only think: Has night finally fallen?

Only after adopting the child does he learn how hard it is to raise one. Every time he wakes from a dream at midnight, he regrets not refusing one more time!

Years later-

"I never actually escaped my birth family. I know all too well the pain they caused me! What does pineapple taste like? I've never had it."

"When I was little, they even hit me in the car! I had no idea what I'd done wrong..."

"I even gave Second Grandpa his medicine back then, but when he woke up, I got beaten by both of them."

The cats around him: "Meow... What kind of life has Brother Meow lived? That's so sad!"

When the pity party reaches the ears of the Young Masters of the New Bull Five: ?

What the heck? What do you mean you never escaped the pain of your birth family?

You never said you were allergic to pineapple!

When you were little, you covered the driver's eyes with your hands and played 'Guess Who?' in the car. You left that part out!

And that medicine you gave him was rat poison. It nearly killed your grandpa!

Good heavens, you're lucky if we don't hang you up and give you a beating today, you little cat!