Siheyuan: After Emptying the Island Nation, I Returned to Beijing and Lay Flat

Lin Yaodong transmigrates to Xiangjiang in 1958 and awakens an unlimited hoarding space!

Before returning to the capital to inherit his property, he decides to build up a little, well, a billion-point nest egg for his future life of lying flat!

In Xiangjiang, he rakes in gold on the black market and empties an entire 10,000-ton warehouse belonging to a British trading firm overnight!

On the way, he heads to the island nation, sneaks into a Tokyo bank vault, loots a US military base in Kobe, and leaves not so much as a hair behind in the Mitsui conglomerate's granary and penicillin production line!

While overseas authorities offer a million-dollar reward to capture the century's greatest thief, Lin Yaodong has already settled into a courtyard house in Nanluoguxiang, carrying enough supplies to last ten lifetimes.

Three years of famine are on the way, and the beasts in the courtyard are fighting tooth and nail over two liang of cornmeal.

Lin Yaodong shuts his door and feasts on braised pork with Moutai every day, while mountains of flour and rice, weighing hundreds of thousands of tons, fill his space!

Qin Huairu comes crying poor with a bowl in hand? Throw water on her and send her packing!

Yi Zhonghai tries to guilt-trip him? He turns around and sends him to a labor camp!

He swoops in and wins over Lou Xiao'e, secures the backing of the courtyard community, and avoids both factory work and the rat race. With unimaginable wealth at his fingertips, Lin Yaodong lives like an immortal, lying flat in the fiery red era!