I Return to the Village to Retire, and the Stray Dog in My Yard Becomes a Demon Lord

On the third day after Chen Zhao returned to the village to retire, a holy city of high martial arts from a thousand years in the future appeared outside his courtyard gate.

He swatted a rooster that had been crowing all night with his broom. On the battlefield, the Nine Heavens Phoenix Emperor plummeted to the ground and started clucking like a hen.

The gravely wounded female emperor drank his cat's food and had her shattered meridians restored. She insisted it was Chaos Divine Nectar.

When the Demon God saw his plastic walnuts, which he'd bought online for 9.9 yuan with free shipping, it abandoned even its shadow clone and knelt down to blow itself up.

Chen Zhao thought these people had to be a little crazy.

That is, until the Demon Kings of the Six Divisions blocked his door and all knelt in unison before his big yellow dog.

The dog had just revealed its Heaven-Shrouding Aspect when Chen Zhao grabbed it by the scruff.

"Wipe your paws before you come inside."

Later, every faction of the Demon Court knew that in that little courtyard, even their own ancestors had to give up the sofa to the cat.

Chen Zhao just wanted to figure out how many secrets the junk in his yard was still hiding from him.