I Asked You to Raise Thugs, So Why Did You Raise White Lotuses and Green Teas?

Su Mu stayed up all night binge-watching melodramatic short dramas and died suddenly. He transmigrated to the Primordial Immortal Domain and became a clump of Divine Creation Soil capable of nurturing all things.

By his side were a Pure World White Lotus and a Dao Enlightenment Tea Tree.

Su Mu watered them day and night for a hundred thousand years, hoping to raise two invincible bodyguards.

But when they finally took human form, out came two delicate, stunning young women!

Worse still, they'd watched every melodramatic short drama he'd used to pass the time for those hundred thousand years. The sisters had been steeped in melodramatic tropes!

He hadn't raised bodyguards, but they were both brilliant actresses.

Just then, the three supreme Immortal Emperors who ruled the Immortal Domain arrived, and Su Mu and his two sisters launched straight into a performance!

The White Lotus sister burst into tears and played the victim, the Green Tea sister made sly, barbed remarks to fan the flames, and Su Mu ranted from the moral high ground.

The three of them used moral blackmail to force the aloof Immortal Emperors to accept them as their personal disciples on the spot!

From then on, the Supreme Immortal Emperor had a first disciple who spouted nothing but social propriety and wandered the streets all day.

The Jade Void Immortal Emperor gained a White Lotus who seemed ready to shatter at a touch and cried loud enough to shake the heavens.

The Supreme Clarity Sword Emperor gained a Green Tea Tree who stirred up discord every day and loved to fleece people.

The entire Primordial Immortal Domain had its atmosphere turned upside down!