You Were Supposed to Teach the Senior Class, So Why Are You Teaching the Principal Venture Capital?

Lin Bei, a top Silicon Valley architect, woke up one morning back in senior kindergarten in 1999!

Looking at the ten-cent spicy snack in his hand and the little kid bawling over a White Rabbit candy, Lin Bei sighed. "This class is way too much trouble to handle."

And so, everything went completely off the rails.

The kindergarten bully wanted to steal his toy? Lin Bei took apart an abacus and assembled it into a repeating crossbow, frightening the whole class into calling him "Big Bro."

The teacher was teaching basic addition? Lin Bei was bored, so he wrote out advanced calculus on the blackboard, leaving every teacher in the kindergarten exclaiming that a god had descended to earth!

While the kindergarten was fretting over its cafeteria losses, five-and-a-half-year-old Lin Bei was already sitting in the principal's office, pointing out a huge discrepancy in the purchasing records and, along the way, giving the principal a lesson in An Introduction to Early-Stage Venture Capital.

"How did a five-and-a-half-year-old crack my computer's startup password?!"

"A genius! A pillar of the nation in the making!"

In this carefree era, when fortunes were there for the taking, Lin Bei used an adult's intellect thirty years ahead of its time to recruit snot-nosed underlings and spoil his adorable childhood sweetheart. In the meantime, he secretly manipulated events until his parents, who had once sold things from a street stall, were "forced" to become the richest people in the world!

Lin Bei: "I really don't want to be a big shot. I just want to drink my afternoon milk on time!"