Hmph! I'm Better at Being a White Lotus Than a Tomboyish Tea Girl

Please, I Really Want to Read About a Scheming Woman, the White-lotus and Green-tea Types

Honestly, this is exactly the kind of thing I want to read right now. This sort of calculating, scheming vibe just doesn't hit the spot for me, so I keep picking through books. Have I found anything I like yet? Now I'm in a bit of a reading slump.