I Sat at the Wrong Table on a Blind Date and Became the Warden of the Gods!

Lu Yuan was cheated on by his ex-girlfriend, and his blood energy had stagnated. When he went on a blind date in his roommate's place, he sat at the wrong table and unexpectedly merged his blood energy with that of an icy female CEO who had just survived an assassination attempt!

Not only did he survive, he also accidentally awakened the prison of primordial gods within him, transforming into the warden of all eternity!

The powerful clan patriarch his cheating ex-girlfriend was desperately currying favor with was now on his knees in prison, scrubbing Lu Yuan's toilet!

This is an era of advanced martial arts, where abyssal invaders threaten the world and martial arts conglomerates monopolize resources. Everyone else is fighting tooth and nail for a few low-grade Blood Energy Pills.

Lu Yuan, meanwhile, lounges with one leg crossed, watching the Primordial Sacred Dragon Ancestor mop the floor and listening to the peerless Medicine Emperor shower him with flattery.

When his ex-girlfriend kneels in the rain, sobbing, "Lu Yuan, I really know I was wrong. Can we get back together?"

Lu Yuan kicks her away. "Get lost! Don't stop me from going back to my cell to discipline those ancient gods!"

To reduce their sentences and earn their release, the big shots offer him heaven-defying cultivation techniques and lost martial arts, asking only that Lu Yuan help them settle the karmic debts they left in the mortal world.

But when Lu Yuan follows their clues to meet the people involved, he can hardly believe his eyes!

The cold, haughty CEO, the alluring and seductive underground queen, the sweet, adorable commoner school belle... They're all descendants or reincarnations of the big shots, stranded in the mortal world!

So, while Lu Yuan seems to be forced to fend off the relentless advances of one stunning beauty after another every day, in secret he wields primordial legacies and punches an Abyssal Demon King beyond the city walls into oblivion!