Imperial Brocade Guard: Whoever Gets on My Nerves, I Send to the Afterlife

[High Martial Arts Ming Dynasty] [No Heartburn] [Wuxia] [Omnipotent System Bro] [Multiple Female Leads]

Yan Luo transmigrates into a high martial arts version of the Ming Dynasty and becomes a Brocade Guard. He is bound to a No Heartburn System: whenever he does something that does not give him heartburn, he receives a random reward from the System, such as cultivation techniques, characters, soldiers, attribute points, and all kinds of miraculous little gadgets.

[Ding! The Host was made to feel heartburn by someone else's words, so he decisively took action to enjoy some peace and quiet. This qualifies as a no-heartburn action, earning the title reward, Hero of Peace and Quiet.]

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have received a reward: System-special-edition Xuanmai chewing gum.]

[Ding! The Host spent lavishly on fine wine, qualifying as a no-heartburn action. Reward received: Dragon-Elephant Prajna Skill, Hundred Victories Saber Technique, Carefree Steps, and Water-Walking Skill.]

[Ding! The Host's thoughts flowed freely, and he realized that working for the emperor was the most heartburn-inducing thing in the world. He secretly dug up the emperor's grave, qualifying as a no-heartburn action on a spiritual level. Reward received...]

Having transmigrated here, Yan Luo has a father who is the head of the Empire's Money House and a mother who is a princess of the current dynasty. Rich, well-connected, and equipped with a System, he should have been able to lie flat and enjoy a perfect life. But he soon discovers that nothing is more heartburn-inducing than working for the damned emperor. What's worse, his adoptive parents are steadfastly devoted to serving the emperor.

And so the behavior of this family of three grows increasingly absurd: the parents serve the emperor, while their son secretly digs up his grave.

Realms: Qi and Blood, Inner Strengthening, Qi Sea, Tiangang, Grandmaster, Great Grandmaster, True Martial.