My Wife's Got a Knife, but It Can't Kill Me, So I Keep Acting Up

[Marriage First, Love Later + Younger Man + Slow-Burn + Comedy]

[Beagle-brained nutcase top × calm, detached bottom]

Once you're thirty, you're already past your prime in the matchmaking scene, especially if you're a thirty-year-old gay man like Lin Guan, a bottom.

But one day, he meets a young man on a matchmaking date.

The man gets straight to the point: "Want to get married and settle down?"

Thinking of his cheating ex-boyfriend, Lin Guan is already tired of chasing after love, so he agrees.

He never expects this marriage to be nothing short of elder abuse.

Duan Qianyao is showering at home when he suddenly bursts out of the bathroom and sings and dances like a monkey in the tropical rainforest.

He splashes water all over the floor.

Lin Guan takes one look and silently mops it up.

Duan Qianyao is even more shameless in public. He insists they call each other "hubby" and "wifey" in front of everyone, or he makes a scene like the lovelorn second male lead in a melodrama.

Helpless, Lin Guan calls him "Hubby" in a low voice and tells him to stop making a fuss.

Lin Guan feels that if he doesn't keep an eye on Duan Qianyao, the man might do anything from riding an old lady across the street to shredding all the toilet paper at home, and other such rotten deeds.

What can he do? He's finally got himself a husband in his old age, so Lin Guan puts up with it whenever he can.

Until one day, he hears Duan Qianyao tell a friend, "I only married him to spite my dad. Besides, I act like a complete menace, so I doubt he'll put up with me for long. We'll be divorced soon."

Lin Guan says nothing and turns around to ask for a divorce.

To his surprise, Duan Qianyao's family practically gets down on their knees and begs him: "Please don't send him back to us! We're begging you!"

The young master himself clings to him with red-rimmed eyes and refuses to let go. "Honey, I was just bragging. Don't abandon me..."