Chen Ye inherits a dilapidated guesthouse in Xi'an. One night, a stunning young woman in ragged Qin-style clothing drops out of nowhere into the courtyard, claiming to be Ying Yinman, Princess of Great Qin.
To comfort the girl, who seems to be suffering from delusions of grandeur, Chen Ye takes her to see the Terracotta Warriors and casually starts a livestream.
But the livestream turns into a sky screen that spans every dynasty under heaven!
Onscreen, Chen Ye points at the headless terracotta figures in the pits. “Yinman, look. These are your father's million-strong army. You can see them for just eighty yuan a ticket. Talk about a spectacle!”
In the Great Qin court, Ying Zheng is so shocked that he spits blood. “You wretch! My eternal resting place has become a tourist attraction in a later age? Who dares charge me an entrance fee?! Take your hand off Yinman's shoulder!”
As the livestream continues, Chen Ye takes her to eat instant noodles, ride the high-speed train, and watch a dramatization of the Records of the Grand Historian that spoils the fall of the Second Qin Dynasty.
The emperors of every dynasty go crazy!
Emperor Wu of Han stares at the high-speed train with bloodshot, covetous eyes. “With this divine artifact, the Xiongnu are nothing! Hurry and send my princesses into the sky screen too!”
Zhu Yuanzhang slaps his thigh when he sees hybrid rice. “Issue an edict! Send all the unmarried princesses of the Ming Dynasty to be Chen Ye's maids, and have them bring back the immortal seeds!”
To get their hands on modern technology and change history, emperors of every era kick off a frenzied competition to send their daughters!
Run! Run! As long as Ying Zheng is alive, Zhao Gao dares to hunt down the princes and princesses. (100% AI text)
Its author intends to capture all the princesses of each dynasty.
Pure AI writing, completely nonsensical.
What a mess!
Purely AI-generated text, no flaws, worth reading.