Cyberpunk: What Do You Mean You Made It Real?

[Cyberpunk Fan Fiction, Comedy, Power Fantasy, Dark Humor, No Female Lead]

... (This story combines the base game with the second series, Edgerunners.)

I *ed!

Playing Cyberpunk? The exit button is gone?!

Who can I even complain to about this?

"I'm V, a mercenary."

"I was having a drink and singing like usual, when suddenly, something popped into my head..."

"How do I put it? There's an... extremely cursed AI in there now?"

Yoo-hoo! This game gives you so much freedom!

But wait, the NCPD can't respawn infinitely?

V: Are you speaking human language?

And those gang members? Those thugs? They... don't respawn either?

Well, that's getting a bad review!

V: Are you Satan or something?

Putting all that aside, this game is still pretty fun!

You can equip *,, throw *,...

V: What the hell are you talking about? And you're using my body, you bastard!

... Beep.

"I transmigrated."

"I... transmigrated into a digital ghost."

"Though I've lost all my emotions and become neither human nor ghost, at least..."

"I've gained eternal life!"

"Randomly make one Saburo cry with envy!"

Still, I'm a pretty low-key guy!

... For example?

- Generate a doujinshi featuring Adam Smasher and Saburo Arasaka, then send it to them?

Johnny Silverhand: You're the real terrorist!

And what about our Smasher?

What do you mean, an invincible David? A V with game cheats enabled? A D who can master a wheelchair?

There's no such setup!

You're just scared!

Who wouldn't be?