[Urban fantasy + cyberpunk + livestreamed to the whole internet + underdog survival comeback + goofy, no-brain fun]
Keyboard warrior Mai Taiji angrily went after the top female assassin in the comments. That very night, the underground fight circuit dragged him away and modified him!
When he woke up, two living pistols had been nailed right onto his wrists!
They couldn't be removed or switched off, and could go off at any moment!
He couldn't put on pants, turn a faucet, or even use the bathroom without risking his life!
Worse, everything was being livestreamed in real time to billions of viewers around the world!
Everyone was betting that this useless guy, who didn't even know how to take off the safety, wouldn't survive the night!
Until Mai Taiji jumped out a window shirtless, accidentally fired a round that grazed a traffic cop, used the guns' targeting scans to spot flaws in the cyborgs, and talked Silver Hunters into slaughtering one another with nothing but his sharp tongue...
