The sky screen descends, and the National Destiny Battlefield opens.
The United States awakens Thor's hammer, Japan summons a nine-tailed fox demon, and Britain rouses the Knights of the Round Table...
But China's representative, Niu Zhi, doesn't even have a status panel in front of the global livestream!
As every nation scrambles for points in the National Destiny trials,
Niu Zhi instead pulls out spicy strips and bottled water, then kowtows vigorously to a broken bone.
The international internet erupts in mockery, while people at home wail and beg him to kill himself rather than bring shame on them.
Until the bone shatters and Niu Zhi leaps to his feet.
"Within China's borders, no gods may tread!"
"If no swords come, then give me... a bull!"
"It's over! With five thousand years of history, is this the useless guy China picked?"
I can't do it anymore. Is this a cow? It's interesting.
The cow comes. . . . . .