The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: A Wish Bottle's Great Adventure

I can't change the title anymore!!! This is a disaster.

(HE, CP: Xiao Hua and the Blind Man; beloved by the whole group; Ping Xie CP.)

Yes, you read that right. Shen Jin is a bottle. So what can he do...? Let's have the victim, er, owner introduce him.

Hei Xiazi: I want all the gold in the world!

Some Bottle: Then you might as well smash me.

Wu Xiaogou: Please, you have to keep me safe and get me back in one piece~

Some Bottle: Poor kid. I think you should bring this along. (A man in a hoodie blinks, wondering how he suddenly appeared.)

Wang Pangzi: I'm not greedy. Just give me a map of the burial goods in the tomb.

Some Bottle: As you wish.

Wang Pangzi: Why is it a stick figure drawing? Are these twisted lines snakes?!

Xie Yuchen: Heh, you must be fake. Unless you tell me about Xie Lianhuan.

Some Bottle: I'm a bottle, not an idiot...

Zhang Qiling: ...

Some Bottle: ...You could at least say something!!

After trying again and again, they successfully discovered the right way to use him. The chicken-rice files are not for display. Please proceed to the main story, meow~″