Cultivate Immortality, Sure, But What's with Capitalist Cultivation?

[Lighthearted Comedy] [A Little Unhinged] [Capitalist Cultivation] [Travel Between Two Worlds (Golden Finger)] [Subverting Expectations] [Multiple Heroines]

In class.

A clueless student: "Teacher, our Bishui City Technical College of Alchemy is practically the Tsinghua of vocational colleges. Is the gap between vocational college and university really that big...?"

The students cry out passionately: "Immortals and mortals are worlds apart!"

"Humans and ghosts follow different paths!"

"Reproductive isolation!"

The five-foot-tall teacher with twin ponytails says, "We're all carbon-based life-forms. There's no need to rank people as superior or inferior. Although I'm a prestigious university graduate who started at a vocational college, and I came here to be your homeroom teacher because of a rural teaching program, I won't look down on any of you."

The twin-tailed teacher smiles beatifically. "We should share the joy with everyone."

The students are moved to tears of gratitude.