The Unconventional Divine Selection: Even My Foot-Washing, Filial Disciple Can’t Take It

[Feel-good power fantasy + trope subversion + unhinged + multiple heroines + character growth + lighthearted comedy]

Su B Mian is a carefree young master from the long-lived Su family, which has disowned him, and the sole personal disciple of a cold and aloof sword immortal. At the critical moment when he is about to be expelled from his sect, the “Wisdom's Chosen One System” awakens. But there seems to be something wrong with this System…!

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Detected: The Holy Son's manhood has been damaged. A divine choice is triggered!

[1. Save his manhood! It's what keeps him alive! Since there's a way to fix it, we have to do so!]

[2. It's just his manhood. He can do without it! Abandon treatment.]

[3. If it's broken, then break it completely! Remove it outright!]

In the end, the Holy Son looks at himself in the mirror and cries out in shock: “I've become a Holy Maiden?!”

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Detected: That bastard Su B Mian has designs on me. A choice is triggered!

[1. I'm a Holy Maiden! How dare a lowlife like you have such disgusting thoughts about me? Strike him down!]

[2. It's just my primordial yin. I can do without it! It's anyone's guess who'll be taking advantage of whom!]

[3. Designs on me? Then train him into…! Make this disgusting bastard enjoy himself to the fullest!]