A Siren Arrives in the Cultivation World, and Her Intelligence and Heart Are Both Unfathomable

For thousands of years, seduction had been an innate talent of sirens: too easy, too dull, never stirring the slightest ripple.

After singing the last group of humans off a cliff, she yawned and chose to sink beneath the sea.

When she opened her eyes again, she had become Ren Jiuqi, the Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect, a figure reviled and adored throughout the cultivation world.

The System chimed deafeningly: [Congratulations, Lady Sea Demon, you've transmigrated into a book! You've landed the role of Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect! Fail the mission, and your lifespan will be reduced each day!]

She yawned. "Oh. Then dying would be a perfect excuse to sleep."

The System crashed on the spot, then worked through the night to revise its plan, bringing out its secret weapon: [Mission rewards: fried chicken! Ice-cold cola!]

At last, she sat up straight. "Now that sounds interesting."

[Let's look at your conquest targets: the heartless Sword Venerable who has forsaken love for five hundred years! The Buddhist Son of Xizhou, born with the bones of a Buddha! And the junior fellow disciple of the immortal sect, who's a few screws short, my lady! Quite a challenge, right?]

Her assessment was blunt: "Boring. No challenge at all."

And so...

The Sword Venerable, who once declared, "I'll sweep away anyone who uses the Hehuan Sect's seduction arts," collected every teacup she gave him in his sword tomb, lining them up neatly without returning a single one;

The Buddhist Son, born with the bones of a Buddha, touched her fingertip, and the thousand-year-old Buddhist beads around his wrist shattered into a field of stars;

The pure-yang junior disciple went from having nightmares about "that demoness coming to seduce me" to kissing her and leveling up to "why hasn't that demoness come today?"...

Later, the seven of them gathered for a meeting titled: "She doesn't seem to understand love. What do we do?"

They reached one conclusion: Teach her, wait for her, and spoil her.

Her only thought on the matter was: "Everyone's been feeding me more often lately. Wonderful, it's harvest season."