Gu Qingzhou was dragged into an infinite escape game overrun by the supernatural.
While everyone else awakened abilities like [Holy Light Purification] or [Forbidden Spell Mage], Gu Qingzhou looked down and saw what was written on her own status screen:
[True Love Above All: The Old-School Sweet-Wife System].
The System’s mechanics were downright sickening:
If she didn’t recite cheesy pickup lines, her attack power dropped to zero. If she didn’t play the melodramatic, doted-on wife, her skill damage turned negative.
Only by performing domineering CEO romance tropes could she unlock tenfold true damage and physical critical hits.
Faced with an eight-eyed tumor monster, a slit-mouthed ghost, and a chainsaw-wielding evil god charging at her
Gu Qingzhou remained expressionless, her voice as flat as an announcer at a crematorium:
“Man, you’re playing with fire.”
The next second, she clamped one hand around the monster’s neck and slammed it into a load-bearing wall, shattering it with a bang. Then she swung her heavy crowbar around and cracked its skull wide open!
The System shrieked: [Host! That was supposed to be a wall pin! You’re supposed to be delicate and tearful! Not slam the monster’s head into the concrete!!]
The supernatural Boss was drenched in blood and twitching all over, its nerves completely shattered. “...If you’re gonna kill me, just kill me. Why chant that creepy crap at me?!”
Later, a terrifying rule began circulating through the dungeons of the entire escape world:
“If you see a woman in work clothes, expressionless as she calls you ‘cute’ in a dungeon, ”
“Don’t ask questions. Run! That’s her opening move!!”
