Also known as The Lazybones' Cultivation Chronicles
A living immortal has appeared in Laoya Tun, but unfortunately, he's an utterly shameless slacker who wouldn't lift a finger for anything.
Gou Dawei unexpectedly obtains the Heavenly Eye Appraisal and the Arcane Talisman Manual. His eyes can see the dark mists of fortune, and his talismans can cure evil hauntings and hidden ailments.
The trouble is, not a single person in the village believes this drifter who spends all day picking his feet on the kang.
A widow's well echoes with crying in the middle of the night, leaving the whole village in a panic.
The village bully shows up with his men to extort money, swaggering around without a care.
Wearing a red undershirt, blue long johns, and red socks, Gou Dawei uses a sewing needle to make the bully scratch his crotch in the middle of the street, and sees right through the trick behind the crying well.
All manner of spirits, including the Yellow Immortal and Willow Immortal, come to test him one after another.
"I'm easygoing, but that doesn't mean you can push me around."
A flash of golden light passes, and every immortal spirit outside the courtyard drops to its knees, trembling.
Making money? Nothing shameful about that!
Want treatment? Pay first!
A frosty female village official from the provincial capital doesn't believe in any of it and swings a punch at him. Gou Dawei throws her over his shoulder, straight onto the same heated kang...
