I Transmigrated into the Golden Headband, and the Great Sage Turned the Tables After Hearing My Thoughts

[The Great Sage Is Invincible] + [The Great Sage Won't Take Any Guff] + [Retracing the Journey to the West] + [Western Conspiracy Theory] + [No Pairing] + [Four Rebellious Troublemakers]

In his previous life, Jin Youshu's parents drove him half-mad with their insistence that he get into Tsinghua University. He got in, only to starve to death.

In his final moments, he clutched a copy of Journey to the West, hating every "tightening spell" in the world!

When he woke up, he'd become the tightening spell on Sun Wukong's head! And Tang Sanzang was chanting the spell like crazy!

Staring at Tang Sanzang's hypocritical face, Jin Youshu started cursing. "Keep chanting, you bald donkey! You're a useless bastard who can't even protect your own horse!"

He thought he would be stuck forever as the tightening spell he hated most, until Sun Wukong suddenly rubbed the top of his head and sent him a message in secret: "Little brother, keep cursing. Old Sun loves listening to you!"

Jin Youshu began cultivating like mad, only to discover that he could absorb Buddhist power, block pain, and even reflect damage!

"Those old farts in the Buddhist sect are treating you like a monkey! Brother Monkey, let's sell this kasaya and buy some wine!"

And so, the most shameless acting duo in the Three Realms was born!

Tang Sanzang chants the spell, while Sun Wukong's hairs roll all over the ground. As he rolls, he "accidentally" kicks Tang Sanzang, pretending to cry, "Master, spare me! It hurts so much!"

Sun Wukong sends him a message: "Little Jin, that feels good. Rub me a little more. I'll make a trip to the Celestial Palace later, and I'll share half the immortal peaches and royal wine I bring back!"

One day, Tang Sanzang is about to chant the spell again when Sun Wukong presses the Golden Cudgel against his throat. "Brother, yesterday you said we should tie this bald donkey up and trade him to a demoness for magic treasures. Old Sun thinks that's a brilliant plan!"

While the Tathagata waits at Spirit Mountain for everyone to return to their places, Jin Youshu has already transformed into a towering god of slaughter. Leading the other three rebellious troublemakers, he kicks the Great Buddha Hall to pieces!