Three Kingdoms: I'm Acting Crazy, Yet My Father Still Praises Me as Dutiful

Cao Lie transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty and becomes the obscure third son of Cao Cao.

To protect himself in the chaotic times, he pretends to be an idiot and keeps his head down for eighteen years.

Then, in the second year of Jian'an, at the Battle of Wancheng, his old man Cao Cao gets carried away by lust and insists on taking Zou Shi, the beautiful aunt of Zhang Xiu!

Knowing his history, Cao Lie realizes that after this night, his eldest brother Cao Ang will die in battle, and the mighty general Dian Wei will perish!

Just then, the [Ultimate Unhinged System] activates. The condition: commit a wildly outrageous act that shocks the world!

That night, Cao Lie kicks down the door and sends Cao Cao flying into the street, bed and all!

Cao Cao roars, "You unfilial brat, are you trying to rebel?!"

Cao Lie replies, "Father, the waters at Wancheng are too deep for you to handle. Let your son bear this sin in your place!"

The next day...

Cao Cao, who nearly lost his life, looks at the unharmed Dian Wei and Cao Ang and weeps with gratitude. "My son may be unhinged, but he saved his father's life. What a peerless, filial son!"

From then on, the entire tone of the Three Kingdoms goes completely off the rails.

Liu Bei: "I thought Cao Mengde was already the most evil man alive. I never imagined his son would be a living King of Hell!"

Zhuge Liang: "I used straw boats to borrow arrows, but he fired flaming arrows instead? He dumped manure all over my Eight Trigrams Formation? Pfft..." (He collapses, spitting blood.)

A foreign chieftain: "Please, just kill me! I really don't want to work a sewing machine anymore!"

Emperor Xian of Han: "Cao Lie, I beg you to hurry up and become emperor. Don't force me to go survive on a deserted island!"

[This book is all about extreme derangement, zero manners, and no mental stress! Park your brain here and join the protagonist in dominating the Three Kingdoms!]