Socially Anxious Cultivator: I Capture an Evil God to Use as a Router

The gods have mutated, the uncanny has descended, and the world of cultivation has become an indescribable abyss of madness.

Gu Qingxian, a programmer with severe social anxiety in his previous life, transmigrates and inherits the Daoist Patriarch Taiqing's divine position, which represents tranquility and inaction.

Faced with mutated gods outside his door, prone to violent fits of madness at any moment, Gu Qingxian says he only wants to find an absolutely safe place to quietly stay at home.

Using Taiqing's laws and a programmer's mindset, he treats the Great Dao's runes as low-level code and transforms his entire residence into an invincible, fully automated safe house.

The Abyssal Demon Venerable launches a massive invasion, only to be instantly formatted by a wisp of Taiqing's oppressive aura leaking from the residence, becoming a robotic vacuum cleaner patrolling its perimeter.

A fallen sword immortal tries to test the waters, but Gu Qingxian captures him with a formation and forcibly turns him into a processing node for the home's intelligent defense system.

Outside, people fight to the death against the uncanny, and countless chosen ones endure untold hardships to find the legendary last sanctuary.

When they push open its bronze gates with reverence, they see the peerless being they dare not look upon wearing a loose Daoist robe and drinking an ice-cold soda.

The cultivation world goes completely mad. Everyone believes the Daoist Patriarch Taiqing is unfathomably profound, playing an enormous game to purge the abyss with the heavens and myriad worlds as his board!

Looking at the peerless powerhouses kneeling outside, weeping and begging to cling to his coattails, Gu Qingxian sighs helplessly.

He really just thought the monsters outside were making too much noise, so he upgraded his divine domain's security door with an antivirus patch!