I Awakened the Divine Being System, and My Childhood Friend, the Campus Belle, Crumbled

[Unhinged Protagonist, Multiple Heroines, Absurdist, System, Reborn, Childhood Sweethearts]

Reborn in a men's restroom, Zhang Yu suddenly attained enlightenment and bound himself to the Unhinged System.

"Dear childhood sweetheart, I don't know how to put this on. Could you record a video to show me how?"

"That's harassment... But you can only look at mine!"

"Dear campus beauty, would you make me some tea?"

"Oh, if you want tea, I can give you some tea leaves... Do you really have to...?" said the adorable, absent-minded campus beauty.

Everyone thought Zhang Yu had gone crazy.

But nobody knew that his absurd antics were meant to make the world take on concrete form through absurdity!

Great God of Absurdity, grant me your power!