Uncle Nine: My Disciple Is a Calabash Brother, and He Beats Zombies to a Pulp

[Transmigration + Uncle Jiu + System + Overpowered protagonist + Comedy + Ruthless + Seven Calabash Brothers]

Lin Teng transmigrates to a world of zombies, only to become an innate calabash vine rooted in a funeral home!

Growth is too slow in this age of declining cultivation. Is he really supposed to wait ten thousand years?

No way! He can hunt demons and ghosts, bury them in the soil, and turn them into fertilizer to speed up his growth!

Just then, a corpse-driving shaman from western Hunan attacks the funeral home at night with a black stiff zombie, intent on robbery and murder. Before Uncle Jiu can even draw his sword, the red calabash bursts open, and the eldest brother is born!

“Master, you know me. If I were the one to act, that zombie would be blown to bits along with its coffin!”

With one punch, the eldest brother smashes the red-haired stiff. He casually twists off the villainous old Taoist's head, then points cheerfully at the remains. “Qiusheng, Wencai, dig a hole and bury my main body underneath. This will make excellent flower fertilizer.”

When the eldest brother, who dispatches evil with brute force; the scheming second brother; the fourth brother, who lays down a barrage of firepower; and all seven of the brothers' incarnations have arrived...

Whether it's a century-old flying zombie, a thousand-year-old Corpse King, or the progenitor of all zombies, line up and get in the ground to become fertilizer!